Fantasy Football 2017/18 Thread

All this talk of female sex queens is distracting me from my objective of beating Off to gay Porn this weekend.
You have a better chance bedding Lisa Ann on camera than you do *beating Off To Gay Porn alone, in the dark this Sunday. Normally that would be a good thing.

Edit cause the joke made no sense.
 
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Which "work" are we referencing? }:-)
Well, if it's the sports column, you can click here.

I made sure to do some scientific research on the rest of the stuff earlier today. Well I tried. I got distracted thinking about who was beating Off To Gay Porn, and before you knew it I wasn't really paying attention to Mia anymore. She's not even the best Mia adult actress.
 
Kirk can sling the ball. I think 15 points is an underestimate. It'll be closer than what Yahoo is saying.
I cant even begin to predict this year. Washington going off with Kirk hitting Pryor for 2 TD's of more than 100 combined and NE getting lit up (with the exception of Gronk getting nasty with 150/2) and Taylor Gabriel leading the charge for Matty Ice?? Totally could happen. Know what else could happen?

NE dominates by way of their 43 receivers no one has ever heard of, Gronk goes out early with a weird injury, Washington gets up early after Blount's 2 TD's and feeds C Thompson the ball for an ugly ass win in that division.

I would bet on those two scenarios with equal money.
 
So, I have played in a league (all the dudes are from Ohio) for the last 13 years. No kidding, there weren't a ton of computer based systems the first year we played. That long with the same 10 guys.

I am in first in that league, which is ridiculous, because it's a dynasty keeper league (max of ten keepers) and my team was so terrible last year I opted to keep no one.

This week, I beat the #2 team, my best friend in the league- but more importantly, usually once in a season there is a "picture bet", where the loser must let the winner choose their avatar and they must use that avatar until the loser beats the winner again.

I implore you, SS community- help me come up with the most offensive avatar for a fantasy football team.

My friend's name is Chaz, is a Browns fan, lives in NE Ohio, has a full beard, is a full on hippie most of the time. Any more information needed let me know.

Paging @Frank S. to the white courtesy phone. I need you on this one.
 
So, I have played in a league (all the dudes are from Ohio) for the last 13 years. No kidding, there weren't a ton of computer based systems the first year we played. That long with the same 10 guys.

I am in first in that league, which is ridiculous, because it's a dynasty keeper league (max of ten keepers) and my team was so terrible last year I opted to keep no one.

This week, I beat the #2 team, my best friend in the league- but more importantly, usually once in a season there is a "picture bet", where the loser must let the winner choose their avatar and they must use that avatar until the loser beats the winner again.

I implore you, SS community- help me come up with the most offensive avatar for a fantasy football team.

My friend's name is Chaz, is a Browns fan, lives in NE Ohio, has a full beard, is a full on hippie most of the time. Any more information needed let me know.

Paging @Frank S. to the white courtesy phone. I need you on this one.

If Espn you can make a gif your pic. Tubgirl as a browns fan would be heinous. Always the blue waffle to consider.
 
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