Fantasy Football 2017/18 Thread

[CDG]

Goddammit. I hate my team.

 

[Frank S.]

My friend's name is Chaz, is a Browns fan, lives in NE Ohio, has a full beard, is a full on hippie most of the time. Any more information needed let me know.

Paging @Frank S. to the white courtesy phone. I need you on this one.

When I think of beards and hippie-types, some folks think "Bearded Villains", my first thought is merkins.
I'm kinda fickle when it comes to painters and illustrators. Some of Gregory Jacobsen's stuff comes across as a bit rushed and emotional, reminds me of R. Crumb at times. But some creations are more thought out, like this.

Horror should feel intimate, have hair on it and probably a discharge of some kind. Maybe like Goya's Saturn motorboating an avulsion, or like the scalpel turning Chastity into Chaz in slow motion with Skinny Puppy playing in the background. Let's have a whiff.

 

[amlove21]

Everyone!! Stop what you’re doing right now- it might only happen one time this season, so video or snapface or fachechat this if you can.

@Ooh-Rah is gonna beat Off To Gay Porn!!!!

 

[Kaldak]

Sounds like Pryor is poised for a 40pt game...given historical precedence......

ETA: Against "off to Gay Porn" that is

 

[Kaldak]

Also, @Ooh-Rah , I'm proud of you...always knew a Marine would be the first to beat Off to Gay Porn. Actually, I think we all knew it

 

[AWP]

One player left and the guy has averaged enough points over the last 3 wseeks I can win.

Of course, he's terrible tonight.

And all of the proposed trades: You think I'm going to give up Gurley? He is the team right now.

 

[Ooh-Rah]

I cannot holdback any longer!

 

[amlove21]

One player left and the guy has averaged enough points over the last 3 wseeks I can win.

Of course, he's terrible tonight.

And all of the proposed trades: You think I'm going to give up Gurley? He is the team right now.

One catch. A checkdown for 15 yards. That's all you need from Nelson, and I am with you- you aren't gonna get it.

 

[Dame]

OMG Frank. I just screamed out loud right here in the house. I hope the neighbors don't call the cops.

 

[amlove21]

I cannot holdback any longer!

Great game this week! You got what you needed and got the W, no doubt about it.

 

[amlove21]

@AWP NELSON!!!! TOUCHDOWN! FREE SHOOK UP THE WORLD!

 

[AWP]

@AWP NELSON!!!! TOUCHDOWN! FREE SHOOK UP THE WORLD!

Considering half of my team is dead or on IR, it is a bright spot.

 

[policemedic]

Off you can fuck. Eat a dick you must.

Judge’s ruling. @amlove21’s Office Space reference trumps your Yoda.

I wouldn't say they're missing it, @Ooh-Rah

 

[Dame]

It won't last long, but at this moment, I am beating Off to Gay Porn!



(And loving it! )

 

[amlove21]

It won't last long, but at this moment, I am beating Off to Gay Porn!



(And loving it! )

Yeah, it's going to be a quickie for sure. You don't have the stamina to beat Off To Gay Porn for long.

 

[Dame]

Yeah, it's going to be a quickie for sure. You don't have the stamina to beat Off To Gay Porn for long.

But it still feels so good. Going to work tomorrow with a shit eating grin on my face.

 

[amlove21]

But it still feels so good. Going to work tomorrow with a shit eating grin on my face.

LOL.

I just picture you telling all you coworkers why you're in such a chipper mood...

 

[Dame]

LOL.

I just picture you telling all you coworkers why you're in such a chipper mood...

Don't think I won't.

Except your score keeps going up and down while mine just lays there. I don't think I'm doing this right.

ETA: I'm tired. Just tell me when it's over for tonight. I need sleep.

 

[amlove21]

I hate Phillip Rivers. I have him in some other leagues, and he's just the worst. The only thing I hang my hope on is his inevitable stat padding garbage time shenanigans, but some weeks that doesn't happen.

 

[amlove21]

lol- @Isiah6:8 and @TLDR20 's game is already at 100%... just how. Games are in the 3rd quarter. You're telling me if Rivers throws for 3 TD's to Allen and Lev Bell plays like Lev Bell there's NO WAY {Team Name Here} can win? C'mon, man.