Fantasy Football 2017/18 Thread

[amlove21]

You can have any WR you want except Jordy Nelson. Doesn't matter who you want to give me. I'll ruin whoever it is so make it a cop hater. It's time I started using my super power for good. Ima start figuring who I hate the most so I can put them in. Fuck with my little thin blue line and I'll play ya! Hear that NFL?!


There's only room for one at the bottom of this barrel. ONE. Muahahaha. MUAHAH *cough*

Ugh. Must be time for bed.

I want Jordy.

 

[TLDR20]

All right, all right. Listen, I am not going to use this week as an excuse to talk some shit...

YES THE HELL I AM.

I had my whole bench on byes and lost Gronk as a game time decision and STILL made the moves needed to take that W.

Drafting is one thing, being lucky is another, but I am smoking the shit out of this league in sheer skill.

My trading block is wide open. Bring a good trade, and not a single person is off the table on my roster. I want 1 WR1/2, and I can immediately help your team. @Dame @Kaldak I am talking to you.

@AWP I already whooped that ass, keep your 2nd place nonsense to yourself. @Isiah6:8 you're actually the only team I am worried about SIKE I DONT WORRY ABOUT SHIT IN THIS LEAGUE.

But real talk @TLDR20 I want Keenan.

Fuck no

 

[amlove21]

Fuck no

Kelvin.

 

[TLDR20]

Kelvin.

lol literally get fucked...

 

[TLDR20]

lol literally get fucked...

Actually, I'll give you Allen for Kareem Hunt.

 

[Dame]

I want Jordy.

I'll think about it.

 

[amlove21]

Fuck no

Hurtful.

lol literally get fucked...

Did you even us a free trade analyzer or ANYTHING?

Actually, I'll give you Allen for Kareem Hunt.

No you did not cause you would have seen this. It's almost like you aren't real sure how trades work...

If you want to start seriously talking about Kareem, I am gonna need Allen AND Benjamin, for starters.

 

[TLDR20]

Hurtful.

Did you even us a free trade analyzer or ANYTHING?

No you did not cause you would have seen this. It's almost like you aren't real sure how trades work...

If you want to start seriously talking about Kareem, I am gonna need Allen AND Benjamin, for starters.

Well back to my second comment then.

 

[amlove21]

Well back to my second comment then.

Fair enough, #6. No Kareem for you!

ETA- Sorry, you suck worse than I originally thought...

 

[ShadowSpear]

.....anddddd I just got an alert saying Brady is nursing a shoulder injury and status changed to questionable .

 

[Raptor]

.....anddddd I just got an alert saying Brady is nursing a shoulder injury and status changed to questionable .

Madden curse strikes again.

 

[ShadowSpear]

Oh It gets better. I had C. Johnson too (the dude they cut for Peterson lol).

 

[amlove21]

Oh It gets better. I had C. Johnson too (the dude they cut for Peterson lol).

Well, at least you don't have to play the undefeated #1 team in the league....

OH WAIT YES YOU DO SURPRISE, SUCKA!!!

 

[Isiah6:8]

Looking to move Watson or Brees for a WR. Cooks/Hogan and the MIN backfield are also on the block

 

[amlove21]

Looking to move Watson or Brees for a WR. Cooks/Hogan and the MIN backfield are also on the block

As in, Deshaun Watson?

Let's make some sausage.

 

[Isiah6:8]

As in, Deshaun Watson?

Let's make some sausage.

Offer sent

 

[ShadowSpear]

I’m going to think outside the box if I want to beat off to gay porn. Peterson, get ready to run with the wind!

 

[amlove21]

I’m going to think outside the box if I want to beat off to gay porn. Peterson, get ready to run with the wind!

Oh man, that's a great idea! Start getting cute with your lineup, I am SURE AP is is gonna have an amazing game and really find himself in Arizona.

And Brady's shoulder is fine... no need to worry there. Load him right up.

 

[AWP]

The next few weeks are chock full of Byes. Week 8, @ShadowSpear notches a guaranteed win.

 

[amlove21]

The next few weeks are chock full of Byes. Week 8, @ShadowSpear notches a guaranteed win.

Holy crap, yeah you right.