Fantasy Football 2017/18 Thread

Fucking Will Fuller V...

He's trying his damned to stop me from getting to beat Off to Gay Porn!
 
Fucking Will Fuller V...

He's trying his damned to stop me from getting to beat Off to Gay Porn!
I need .8 points COMBINED from Will Fuller (a waiver wire pickup, by the way) or the top fantasy running back in the league.

My wife, after learning this fact, laughed and said, "You know that's not happening. Not because fantasy- because it's you."
 
7+ minutes left. I wouldn't take that bet. Especially with Fuller still in the mix. I want to beat Off to Gay Porn, but I'm being realistic.
 
Damn it. No beating Off to Gay Porn for yet another week. So sad. I was hoping to do so in addition to our Dallas as kicking.
 
All right, all right. Listen, I am not going to use this week as an excuse to talk some shit...

YES THE HELL I AM.

I had my whole bench on byes and lost Gronk as a game time decision and STILL made the moves needed to take that W.

Drafting is one thing, being lucky is another, but I am smoking the shit out of this league in sheer skill.

My trading block is wide open. Bring a good trade, and not a single person is off the table on my roster. I want 1 WR1/2, and I can immediately help your team. @Dame @Kaldak I am talking to you.

@AWP I already whooped that ass, keep your 2nd place nonsense to yourself. @Isiah6:8 you're actually the only team I am worried about SIKE I DONT WORRY ABOUT SHIT IN THIS LEAGUE.

But real talk @TLDR20 I want Keenan.
 
All right, all right. Listen, I am not going to use this week as an excuse to talk some shit...
YES THE HELL I AM.
I had my whole bench on byes and lost Gronk as a game time decision and STILL made the moves needed to take that W.
Drafting is one thing, being lucky is another, but I am smoking the shit out of this league in sheer skill.
My trading block is wide open. Bring a good trade, and not a single person is off the table on my roster. I want 1 WR1/2, and I can immediately help your team. @Dame @Kaldak I am talking to you.
@AWP I already whooped that ass, keep your 2nd place nonsense to yourself. @Isiah6:8 you're actually the only team I am worried about SIKE I DONT WORRY ABOUT SHIT IN THIS LEAGUE.
But real talk @TLDR20 I want Keenan.

You can have any WR you want except Jordy Nelson. Doesn't matter who you want to give me. I'll ruin whoever it is so make it a cop hater. It's time I started using my super power for good. Ima start figuring who I hate the most so I can put them in. Fuck with my little thin blue line and I'll play ya! Hear that NFL?!

Put Cam Newton on the bench and he has a decent game...but I'll beat Dame...so there's that...our two bottom barrel teams.
There's only room for one at the bottom of this barrel. ONE. Muahahaha. MUAHAH *cough*

Ugh. Must be time for bed.
 
I can't believe I won this week. Thank you Melvin Gordon, DeAndre Hopkins, and Adam Vinatieri.
 
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