Fantasy Football 2017/18 Thread

My god, is no one in this competition going to get serious and beat Off to Gay Porn?
I think we are looking at the distinct possibility that no one even wants to beat Off To Gay Porn.

ETA I swear, every typo I’ve ever typed can be traced to my phone.
 
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Changed the name of the thread and removed the poll to suit our needs.

Another early game tomorrow from London (Saints/Dolphins).

The main question this week- just how badly does @The Hate Ape wanna beat Off To Gay Porn?! Really badly. I hope it happens for him; it's been his singular focus.

I'll bet he's at his computer, alone, just wondering, "HOW can I beat Off To Gay Porn?!"

How, indeed.
 
I want to see ALL of you beat Off to Gay Porn, I really do.

The fact that I have had to wait nearly a month makes me really... sad.

Maybe this week! (Kidding, I'm gonna continue to smash).
 
OH COME ON MAN!

This is too damn close to call...stupid Monday Night Football!

Well if @The Hate Ape cannot get it done....I may get a slight perverse pleasure from watching a Packer fan beat Off to Gay Porn next week. It should be a pretty natural victory for him....then again, leave it to a Packer fan to want to beat Off to Gay Porn, immediately after a fellow competitor had just beat Off to Gay Porn!

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Well, I basically need 2 yards from Kareem (not a fucking issue if Alex god damn Smith quits vulturing him at the goal line) and nothing from Hill.

I know everyone’s invested- believe me, I want to see Apes beat Off To Gay Porn. I deserve to see that, after leaving Cousins and Pryor on my bench.
 
My god, is no one in this competition going to get serious and beat Off to Gay Porn?
Milton Berle was notoriously well Hung. It was rumor he had the biggest penis in all of Hollywood. One time, he was challenged to a literal dick measuring contest with one of the Hollywood up-and-coming young guys, and Milton only pulled out enough to beat the guy by an inch.

When challenged by his friend who knew he had way more heat than what he showed, Milton said, “I only pull out as much as I need to win. The rest is just overkill.”

This week I only needed 4 points.
 
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