Fantasy Football 2017/18 Thread

CDG said:
#FAKENEWS

I specifically avoided falling into your homophobic word trap. Besides, my boy Crabtree took care of the all the gay porn nonsense.
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Yeah, I saw where you were totally spanking Off To Gay Porn. But with only your Cobb left, he still might bite you in the ass after all.
 
Dame said:
Yeah, I saw where you were totally spanking Off To Gay Porn. But with only your Cobb left, he still might bite you in the ass after all.
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Yea, with me in the lead, you basically blew your load early, beating off to gay porn. But now? Turns out that might have been premature.
 
What the hell with my white boys today? First Greg Olsen and now Jordy Nelson? At least I benched Olsen.
But dang, I've got three players in this game and I'll be lucky to rack up 5 pts between them. Ugh. :wall:
 
Alright, I don't wanna put you on blast (yes I do)- but that trade you offered me was straight up disrespectful, @NavyBuyer

You realize there's an "evaluate trade" button, and when I am giving up 70 points and youre getting 65 for a trade, that there is literally no way in hell I am accepting that trade!

Anyone in the league wanna talk about Kareem Hunt? You better start talking top 5 WR or top 3 QB's and that's all she wrote.
 
Don't forget about the early game from London tomorrow. If you got players on the Ravens/Jags, set them lineups before beer 5 tonight.

Except @AWP , I hope your lineup is as shitty as your haircut.

You really don't have a bad haircut I just lash out when fantasy football is involved.
 
amlove21 said:
Don't forget about the early game from London tomorrow. If you got players on the Ravens/Jags, set them lineups before beer 5 tonight.

Except @AWP , I hope your lineup is as shitty as your haircut.

You really don't have a bad haircut I just lash out when fantasy football is involved.
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I think this is the week someone finally beats Off to Gay Porn. If anyone is going to beat Off to Gay Porn it should be me, but I think everyone should beat Off to Gay Porn this season. If I do beat Off to Gay Porn, I have Todd Gurley to thank, because that guy really gave me a chance to beat Off to Gay Porn.

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AWP said:
I think this is the week someone finally beats Off to Gay Porn. If anyone is going to beat Off to Gay Porn it should be me, but I think everyone should beat Off to Gay Porn this season. If I do beat Off to Gay Porn, I have Todd Gurley to thank, because that guy really gave me a chance to beat Off to Gay Porn.

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You look really, REALLY excited to beat Off To Gay Porn. Unfortunately, your Gurley hail mary probably isn't going to pan out.
 
Now hear this!
I am officially taking AWP's spot as LAST in this league. Do not try to stop me. You can't do it. In fact, you should all look to see what my lineup is each week and then put the other team's players in. To bench a QB who has been playing like crap and then have him get over 30 points takes a major league curse. This is out of my hands.
That is all.
 
Dame said:
Now hear this!
I am officially taking AWP's spot as LAST in this league. Do not try to stop me. You can't do it. In fact, you should all look to see what my lineup is each week and then put the other team's players in. To bench a QB who has been playing like crap and then have him get over 30 points takes a major league curse. This is out of my hands.
That is all.
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Everyone feels that pain.

Fantasy football, everyone. Quickest way to self loathing and hate.
 
@AWP , catch these hands. Dan Bailey can't save you now.

Packers Rule, you're out. Nice try but you failed.

I am firmly in first and there's a reason. Better draft, better hair, I'm in a better place getting better fed.

"I just wanna get beat forever", yeah that's that shit this entire league has said. (Thanks to G Eazy for the bars).
 
amlove21 said:
Alright, I don't wanna put you on blast (yes I do)- but that trade you offered me was straight up disrespectful, @NavyBuyer

You realize there's an "evaluate trade" button, and when I am giving up 70 points and youre getting 65 for a trade, that there is literally no way in hell I am accepting that trade!

Anyone in the league wanna talk about Kareem Hunt? You better start talking top 5 WR or top 3 QB's and that's all she wrote.
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Sent.
 
Down by just over 5 points. I have the AZ defense tonight, and @TLDR20 has an AZ wide receiver. So I need AZ to have a great defensive game, and that one receiver to have a bad game.
 
amlove21 said:
Alright, I don't wanna put you on blast (yes I do)- but that trade you offered me was straight up disrespectful, @NavyBuyer

You realize there's an "evaluate trade" button, and when I am giving up 70 points and youre getting 65 for a trade, that there is literally no way in hell I am accepting that trade!

Anyone in the league wanna talk about Kareem Hunt? You better start talking top 5 WR or top 3 QB's and that's all she wrote.
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It was a fair deal. #fakenews!
 

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