Fantasy Football 2017/18 Thread

[Dame]

LOL -

I have a genuine hatred for your quarterback and your team. In fact I hate the Packers so much I'd take a Packers loss over a Vikings win any day.

When they win, Packer fans are insufferable, when they lose, Packer fans are even worse.

Without the bullshit ejection (EJECTION!?!) of DaVante Adams for a punch that never happened in an altercation that he did not even start, and a penalty for the sad excuse of an illegal block when Rodgers threw the pick-6, it would have been a different game.

You know it, I know it, and the American people know it.

Lousy officiating in that game for sure.

 

[AWP]

I think half of my team is now out for the season or near dead, and my backup QB is Andy Dalton with a stunning neg 4.

 

[Dame]

I think half of my team is now out for the season or near dead, and my backup QB is Andy Dalton with a stunning neg 4.

And you are still beating my ass.

 

[AWP]

And you are still beating my ass.

I'm pretty sure I'm playing @Isiah6:8. I don't think we match up until Week 10.

 

[Dame]

Points my friend. Points.

 

[Ooh-Rah]

@Dame , don't feel too bad. With only 14 points on the board, I think @TLDR20 may have forgotten to set his lineup! (Team Name Here)

In other news, I may have ranted at @Kaldak about his inscestious love for the Green Bay Packers, but I have to give him his props in week one of fantasy. Still need to finish the Cowboys game tonight, and a couple more tomorrow, but with nearly 98 points, he's schooling all our asses as of right now.

 

[amlove21]

I think @TLDR20 just got real excited, thinking about beating Off To Gay Porn.

Unfortunately for him, his week was rather anticlimactic.

 

[AWP]

beating Off To Gay Porn.

I didn't get it when I first saw the name, so now every time I see this I have to laugh. Every. Single. Time.

 

[TLDR20]

I think @TLDR20 just got real excited, thinking about beating Off To Gay Porn.

Unfortunately for him, his week was rather anticlimactic.

I'm doing great in my pay league.

Lee on Bell won't have 30 yards every week.

 

[Isiah6:8]

I'm pretty sure I'm playing @Isiah6:8. I don't think we match up until Week 10.

Yep, and I am getting my ass handed to me

 

[amlove21]

I'm doing great in my pay league.

Lee on Bell won't have 30 yards every week.

For your sake I hope he doesn't. Glad he did this week tho.

I need them dubs.

 

[AWP]

Yep, and I am getting my ass handed to me

As a Vikings fan I want Cook to have a huge game, but as a FF player...

 

[Isiah6:8]

As a Vikings fan I want Cook to have a huge game, but as a FF player...

Being down 52pts I would think you are very safe. Although, w/ Brees and Cook who knows...

I suffer every year from the:

2mins post draft: "Not bad, I kinda like this team."
Sunday 8pm: "My team blows and I am an idiot for drafting any of these guys."

 

[SpitfireV]

So what are the standings?

 

[Kaldak]

Packers Rule is on top of the pile

 

[Ooh-Rah]

So what are the standings?

 

[AWP]

I'll graciously accept the L this week. My offense is as weak as Minnesota's

 

[amlove21]

I was texting @CDG just now and I was asking him what he was doing; he was all like, "Trying to get the votes I need to be a Mod AND trying to beat off to gay porn. Pretty busy ATT".

 

[AWP]

I was texting @CDG just now and I was asking him what he was doing; he was all like, "Trying to get the votes I need to be a Mod AND trying to beat off to gay porn. Pretty busy ATT".

Those aren't the same things?

 

[CDG]

I was texting @CDG just now and I was asking him what he was doing; he was all like, "Trying to get the votes I need to be a Mod AND trying to beat off to gay porn. Pretty busy ATT".

#FAKENEWS

I specifically avoided falling into your homophobic word trap. Besides, my boy Crabtree took care of the all the gay porn nonsense.