Fantasy Football 2017/18 Thread

Battle of the Losers this upcoming week. 11th vs 10th. My lineup is legit getting worse every week.

I'm in two leagues, this one and one from work. Both teams are full of fail this year. I think most of us have a slew of under performing or erratic players on our teams. I'm tied for last in my other league, only hanging onto 8th place (out of 10) by virtue of points scored. I've added and dropped more guys than a whore on the first of the month. Injuries? Sheeeeiiiiiiit. I'm being clobbered by broken dudes this year. I think my wife is relieved to send me back, at least until football season is over.
 
Byes this week are going to be my downfall. I don't have the roster room to make enough moves to win, nor do I have the waiver priority I need... this might be the week we all get a little satisfaction in watching someone beat Off to Gay Porn.
 
That would be my job this week.
Man! That Gronk late sit almost had me worried, then I remembered I am great at fantasy football and got Brate in there just in time to reap those double digits I needed from him.

Don't get me wrong- I still think you're gonna beat Off to Gay Porn, I really do. If anyone in this league beats Off to Gay Porn, it's packers fans.
 
Ugh, not looking good after his Brate pick up. Projections have me down by five...damn gay porn.
 
Ladies and gentlemen..... iiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS TIME!

Set your lineups and set yourself up for self loathing and hate. It's Fantasy Football time!
 
I have 90% of my players across all 3 leagues playing in the early games today- I actually like that, so I can know how badly I have to beat myself up early and I have the rest of the day to just watch the late games and drink irresponsibly.
 
I'm starting to write the eulogy for my FF team in my work league. Both teams (here and work) have had more injuries than an 1880's coal mine.
 
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