You mean, chocolate milk don't come from brown cows? My momma lied to me years ago? Fuck....
I'm not saying chocolate milk DOES come from cows - I'm just saying that as more and more and more and more of these so called "
conspiracy theories" that were previously subjected to US government sponsored censorship - are turning out to be not only "partly" true - but even "mostly" true - and in some cases - "
verifiably" true...
Well - maybe momma was right, and chocolate milk DOES come from brown cows.
Maybe...
...juuuuust maybe, when folks like you and I were little, it really DID come from brown cows - but then "
Big Dairy" got involved and did something genetically that made ALL cows produce the same milk so that "
Big Dairy" could create a monopoly in the milk industry that allowed them to partner with Hershey to boost the sales of "Quick Powder" and that delicious chocolate syrup.
Think about it – Ovaltine isn’t milk – it’s a malt flavoring for milk. Ovaltine was a threat to “Big Dairy” that is why Little Orphan Annie had to distribute secret decoder pins to remind kids to “
Drink More Ovaltine”…
…those messages had to be encoded or they would have been censored.
Maybe it's all part of a YUGE conspiracy. Haven't you ever wondered why you no longer hear people talk about the moon being made of green cheese?
...Big Dairy
Big Dairy doesn’t want anyone knowing that moon is made of green cheese – that’s why everyone hates Elon Musk. Elon has rockets that he can launch into space and return as though it was a news helicopter coming back from shooting footage of ‘the beltway’ during rush hour…
…and once those rockets start returning with payloads of budget priced green cheese from the moon, you can bet your sweet ass that Big Dairy is going to have something to say about it.
Like I said – I’m not saying Brown Cows and Green Cheese are “real” – I’m just saying that based on the way our government has been spreading disinformation and then censoring us when we try to find answers…
…well, who knows, Brown Cows and Green Cheese “might” be real.