If it helps any, here's the Comm version:
"I want to be a l33t hax0r."
"We are interviewing for a help desk position."
"My personal computer can run Crysis at 400 fps and I've played through the entire Halo series on the hardest difficulty."
"That's great, but can you reset a user's account?"
"My personal network has 1.2 teraflops of storage and I've read Kevin Mitnick's book. I've taken classes in C++ and COBOL at my community college and wrote an exploit for Windows 95."
"Yeah, we haven't used Windows 95 in forever. Are you familiar with Remedy or CiscoWorks?Do you have any certifications?"
"That goth chick on NCIS is hot, but I'm smarter than her. I once built my own Linux computer. I am l33t."
Or something to that effect.