SHOT 2019

[Dame]

I'm still expecting my friends and family to send my "no-show" swag … I'll make it back for the Hofbrau Haus insanity in the future, it's a spanking good time for some....

I'll send you some condoms.

 

[LibraryLady]

I'll send you some condoms.

Gee... thanks!

LL

 

[Dame]

Gee... thanks!

LL

What!? They're for his muzzle.




Oh wait.

 

[LibraryLady]

What!? They're for his muzzle.

Hmmm.....

LL

 

[DC]

What!? They're for his muzzle.




Oh wait.

Well then they will fit either way.

 

[policemedic]

Greatest marketing ever at SHOT Show—

Gerber is doing free tattoos at their booth.

It’s standard flash, but still.

 

[Blizzard]

You mean like this?

Pass.

 

[RustyShackleford]

If they’re tattooing the Gerber baby for free, I’m in!

 

[Dame]

Where are u @Board and Seize ? Good band at Stoney's.

 

[Board and Seize]

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Meh, I've been working! Nothing but time tonight though!

 

[RackMaster]

 

[Gunz]

I hate em, too. If I went to Vegas it would be in a big blue school bus with "JESUS" written all over it in spray paint...and I'd save their souls from the fiery damnation they are surely headed for.

 

[RackMaster]

I hate em, too. If I went to Vegas it would be in a big blue school bus with "JESUS" written all over it in spray paint...and I'd save their souls from the fiery damnation they are surely headed for.

Nah, I want to be a sinner to. LOL

 

[Dame]

I hate em, too. If I went to Vegas it would be in a big blue school bus with "JESUS" written all over it in spray paint...and I'd save their souls from the fiery damnation they are surely headed for.

We seriously need the heart emoji back.

 

[Ooh-Rah]

We seriously need the heart emoji back.

Yep. Even if it has to be this one.

 

[Dame]

Yep. Even if it has to be this one.

Are you fucking kidding me, Marine!? You aren't one of those Bronies are ya?
This is a proper fucking Marine heart.

 

[policemedic]

I hate em, too. If I went to Vegas it would be in a big blue school bus with "JESUS" written all over it in spray paint...and I'd save their souls from the fiery damnation they are surely headed for.

By drinking all the beer so we couldn’t have any?

 

[Gunz]

By drinking all the beer so we couldn’t have any?

I would so out-party you fuckin rookies.

 

[racing_kitty]

I would so out-party you fuckin rookies.

Challenge accepted!

 

[Gunz]

Challenge accepted!

Break out the mezcal and invite the worm.