Now, that's a porn mustache!
F.M.
aka Ron Jeremy clonish porn 'stache.
ETA: and ahem BSC......aka goon.....every SFODA would be given some and would wear them IF THEY HAD THEM.....and No, I'm not currently with an ODA, but I did stay at a VSP last night...... :-"
ALSO.........put the gun flag on a patch AND a hat......BSC logo on the back!!