The Moderator Election and "Safe Space" Smacktalking and Smear Campaign Thread

[policemedic]

@TLDR20 and he has already pledged to back me.

Really, all of you lower-performing candidates should realize the folly of your ways and pledge your votes to the #1 stunna.

Deathy McDeath - he'll mod you like one of his French girls

Do you mean one of your multiple personalities? Pretty sure there are meds and therapy for that.

Hang in there, little guy(s).

 

[DA SWO]

In a last ditch effort to surge me ahead in the polls:
I just got my hotel room at the Venetian for SHOT Show. All my voters will receive employment forms to attend the show. In addition to attendance, you will be invited as my personal entourage to all the penthouse parties that I will be attending. And let the record show, we have never held back at said parties lol. There are Shadowspear members that can attest.

So go to the polls and vote. A vote for me is a vote for the best time of your life.
God Bless America and God Bless Shadowspear.

Hope you can deliver....

 

[Ooh-Rah]

In a last ditch effort to surge me ahead in the polls:
I just got my hotel room at the Venetian for SHOT Show. All my voters will receive employment forms to attend the show. In addition to attendance, you will be invited as my personal entourage to all the penthouse parties that I will be attending. And let the record show, we have never held back at said parties lol. There are Shadowspear members that can attest.

So go to the polls and vote. A vote for me is a vote for the best time of your life.
God Bless America and God Bless Shadowspear.

I'll bring the Cuban cigars!

 

[policemedic]

Hope you can deliver....

We can handle our own hotel rooms and parties. Can he handle our bar tabs and my entertainment expenses without having a coronary? That is the question.

 

[AWP]

How is an 80 post mofo owning y'all?

 

[Salt USMC]

How is an 80 post mofo owning y'all?

You keep saying this, but nobody really seems to care

 

[AWP]

You keep saying this, but nobody really seems to care

Which speaks volumes about the acumen of this year's mob. Lyanna Mormont over there and her bunny are owning some of you yet you're oblivious.

 

[Dame]

In a last ditch effort to surge me ahead in the polls:
I just got my hotel room at the Venetian for SHOT Show. All my voters will receive employment forms to attend the show. In addition to attendance, you will be invited as my personal entourage to all the penthouse parties that I will be attending. And let the record show, we have never held back at said parties lol. There are Shadowspear members that can attest.

So go to the polls and vote. A vote for me is a vote for the best time of your life.
God Bless America and God Bless Shadowspear.

W
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F
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Dude. I so got you into that show to begin with. Now you're selling out?

Hmmmm, come to think of it. That's a mod move alright.
VOTE AKKEITH!

 

[racing_kitty]

We can handle our own hotel rooms and parties. Can he handle out bar tabs and my entertainment expenses without having a coronary? That is the question.

Can he cover the rider that comes with RK as your +1?

 

[policemedic]

Can he cover the rider that comes with RK as your +1?

No insurance company is that insane and no hotel room that sound proof.

 

[policemedic]

You keep saying this, but nobody really seems to care

He's got nothing else. He's still drafting his next Monday doesn't suck as much as Tuesday but I'm still stuck watching Man Love Thursday post.....

 

[racing_kitty]

No insurance company is that insane and no hotel room that sound proof.

But the pay-per-view of that party would cover the deductible.

 

[pardus]

I need to get back to SHOT show. It was the perfect pre deployment blow out!

 

[policemedic]

Which speaks volumes about the acumen of this year's mob. Lyanna Mormont over there and her bunny are owning some of you yet you're oblivious.

Go cuddle with the DDs while the grown ups talk.

FYI-- the set of grown ups does not include -
@Deathy McDeath

 

[Salt USMC]

Go cuddle with the DDs while the grown ups talk.

FYI-- the set of grown ups does not include -
@Deathy McDeath

Well, I have the first name to add to my post-election ban list.

 

[policemedic]

But the pay-per-view of that party would cover the deductible.

Especially if it was marketed to Indiana Jones fans.

 

[pardus]

Well, I have the first name to add to my post-election ban list.

You mean the wish I could ban list lol

 

[Salt USMC]

You mean the wish I could ban list lol

Bro, I'm 4 votes ahead of you right now. Hope you enjoyed your red tag time because you're finished.

 

[policemedic]

Bro, I'm 4 votes ahead of you right now. Hope you enjoyed your red tag time because you're finished.

Never underestimate the power of the cunt.

 

[Salt USMC]

I have a simple message for the PLA hackers currently data mining the site:

做出正确的选择。投票 Deathy McDeath ！