My biggest concern is twofold- people are now going to code switch from economic experts to international relations experts and possibly the biggest worry- WHERE ARE WE GOING TO GET OUR EQUATORIAL GUINEA PIGS NOW?! Didn't think about THAT, did you MAGATs?!
Do you know where to obtain equatorial guinea pigs? Cost per unit? Life expectancy? Environmental/ habitat concerns? Offspring produced per year?
Thought so. Stick with what you know, pony boy.