Hell, this isn't even satire. Facts with entertaining packaging. Nicely done.
Facts with entertaining packaging.
Unless it came out of a tree, that syrup is not for me.
Unless it came out of a tree, that syrup is not for me.
That's easy for you to say...
...you're smack dab in the middle of 85% of the Real Maple Syrup production.
Real maple syrup is fucking orgasmic.....