Not Work Safe .

I was still 10 at 30...
...Collecting baseball cards
...Playing Pokemon with my kids
...eating dog biscuits to make my boys laugh

Here I am in my 50's
...wondering how much all these baseball cards are worth
...trying to figure out if these "Upper Deck" 'Looney Tunes' are worth anything
...wondering why in the world I still have several binders full of Pokemon cards
...arguing over politics on the internet


Arguably, that very last one is probably the most immature thing on either list but hey...
...your guy is stupid
...mine is awesome
 
Unless it came out of a tree, that syrup is not for me.

Hungry Maple Syrup GIF by Johnny Slicks
 
That's easy for you to say...
...you're smack dab in the middle of 85% of the Real Maple Syrup production.

There's at least 10 sugar bushes within 30 minutes of my place. Plus I have a couple of "friends and family discount" places to choose from. I buy it by the gallon. If you have to splurge, buy the dark stuff, darker the better.
 
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