Not Work Safe .

[Devildoc]

Sometimes I have to pause and remind myself that there is no such thing as “too soon” on this board.

Good golly. I can't tell you how often I violate the "too soon" statute, especially at work. In fact it'll probably come up at my annual evaluation at 2 pm today.

 

[Blizzard]

In the interest of too soon:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1772642085037842616

 

[Devildoc]

I must be psychic or omniscient. At my eval my boss told me that some of my coworkers aren't sure how to handle my dark humor. I didn't say anything, I just started at her. After a long pause she said, "well, anyhow...." and just moved on to another topic.

 

[Marauder06]

 

[Box]

We may never know the REAL truth behind Epstiens death - except that the chances are very good that "Diddy didn't do it"...

 

[757]

Gothams newest villain, the Diddler

 

[racing_kitty]

 

[BlackSmokeRisinG]

 

[Muppet]

Sometimes I have to pause and remind myself that there is no such thing as “too soon” on this board.

It's honestly refreshing.

 

[Muppet]

In the interest of too soon:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1772642085037842616

Good ole butt plug Pete!

 

[Box]

I wonder - if he would have been more help on top of the bridge or the bottom deck of the boat - either way - the DOT is fucked.

 

[racing_kitty]

 

[racing_kitty]

 

[AWP]

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[BloodStripe]

I want to preface this and say I’ve never run a full marathon. I wish I had when I was younger but I always hated to run even though I was pretty good at it. My longest run is 20 miles and I did it in 2:12. This puts marathon record times in check.

 

[BlackSmokeRisinG]

Not even 400m. I ran some track workouts with my son and did a 1:13 400m. That's only 4:52/mi.

 

[BlackSmokeRisinG]

I want to add, i did a half marathon in 2016 and the finish area was next to the full marathon finish line. About 30 mins after finishing the leaders of the full started coming in around 2:15ish.

Every single one of them looked like a toothpick. Emaciated and anorexic. Not a look I ever want to sport. Nowhere near worth it to me.

 

[Devildoc]

Did one marathon, Camp Lejeune, the good news was it was flat, the bad news was it was windy as hell. 4:10. I did it to scratch an itch, to say I've done a marathon. Never again. Never. Again.

 

[AWP]

(100% pure satire)

Why y'all hate yourselves like that? Or do you not want the oval OBX sticker next to the Vineyard Vines whale on the back of your SUV?

26.2 oval impresses #NOTONEGODDAMNACTUALPERSON

Hell, go make a page about your van conversion. Those people will worship your whale.

 

[Devildoc]

(100% pure satire)

Why y'all hate yourselves like that? Or do you not want the oval OBX sticker next to the Vineyard Vines whale on the back of your SUV?

26.2 oval impresses #NOTONEGODDAMNACTUALPERSON

Hell, go make a page about your van conversion. Those people will worship your whale.

Once when I was in the mid-west I saw a car with an OBX sticker. I got excited; I was born and grew up in the southern most area of the Outer Banks. I asked the driver when he had gone there, he said never, it was just a cool sticker. I did not know it was a thing.