It's honestly refreshing.
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It's honestly refreshing.
Good ole butt plug Pete!
I want to preface this and say I’ve never run a full marathon. I wish I had when I was younger but I always hated to run even though I was pretty good at it. My longest run is 20 miles and I did it in 2:12. This puts marathon record times in check.
Not even 400m. I ran some track workouts with my son and did a 1:13 400m. That's only 4:52/mi.
I want to add, i did a half marathon in 2016 and the finish area was next to the full marathon finish line. About 30 mins after finishing the leaders of the full started coming in around 2:15ish.
Every single one of them looked like a toothpick. Emaciated and anorexic. Not a look I ever want to sport. Nowhere near worth it to me.
Every single one of them looked like a toothpick. Emaciated and anorexic. Not a look I ever want to sport. Nowhere near worth it to me.
Devildoc
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Did one marathon, Camp Lejeune, the good news was it was flat, the bad news was it was windy as hell. 4:10. I did it to scratch an itch, to say I've done a marathon. Never again. Never. Again.
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Why y'all hate yourselves like that? Or do you not want the oval OBX sticker next to the Vineyard Vines whale on the back of your SUV?
26.2 oval impresses #NOTONEGODDAMNACTUALPERSON
Hell, go make a page about your van conversion. Those people will worship your whale.
Why y'all hate yourselves like that? Or do you not want the oval OBX sticker next to the Vineyard Vines whale on the back of your SUV?
26.2 oval impresses #NOTONEGODDAMNACTUALPERSON
Hell, go make a page about your van conversion. Those people will worship your whale.
Devildoc
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In Southern California, a notable gang wear Cincinnati Reds hats. Being from the Cincinnati area myself, and a Reds fan, I noticed it everywhere I went. But after a couple of times, I learned not too ask about It. LOL.
Pure fucking gold. Trolling satire.....
I...I don't even have a response to this and I have a response to everything.
10AM, I think I'll go take a nap. I'll internet in a few hours.
Devildoc
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That was probably the funniest thing I have seen in a very long time....
Devildoc
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There was a show on Netflix about the Barkley event. It's an ultra, not a 'regular' marathon. And brutal. I worked with a radiologist who was into ultras, and it was the only one he couldn't finish.
It sounds cool in theory--I have done some short-distance adventure races and OCRs--but this one is just nuts.
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