Devildoc
Verified Military
(100% pure satire)
Why y'all hate yourselves like that? Or do you not want the oval OBX sticker next to the Vineyard Vines whale on the back of your SUV?
26.2 oval impresses #NOTONEGODDAMNACTUALPERSON
Hell, go make a page about your van conversion. Those people will worship your whale.
Once when I was in the mid-west I saw a car with an OBX sticker. I got excited; I was born and grew up in the southern most area of the Outer Banks. I asked the driver when he had gone there, he said never, it was just a cool sticker. I did not know it was a thing.