Not Work Safe .

(100% pure satire)

Why y'all hate yourselves like that? Or do you not want the oval OBX sticker next to the Vineyard Vines whale on the back of your SUV?

26.2 oval impresses #NOTONEGODDAMNACTUALPERSON

Hell, go make a page about your van conversion. Those people will worship your whale.

You should check out UTMB or worse the Barkleys Marathon. Fuck that noise.
 
You should check out UTMB or worse the Barkleys Marathon. Fuck that noise.

There was a show on Netflix about the Barkley event. It's an ultra, not a 'regular' marathon. And brutal. I worked with a radiologist who was into ultras, and it was the only one he couldn't finish.

It sounds cool in theory--I have done some short-distance adventure races and OCRs--but this one is just nuts.
 
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