(100% pure satire)
Why y'all hate yourselves like that? Or do you not want the oval OBX sticker next to the Vineyard Vines whale on the back of your SUV?
26.2 oval impresses #NOTONEGODDAMNACTUALPERSON
Hell, go make a page about your van conversion. Those people will worship your whale.
Why y'all hate yourselves like that? Or do you not want the oval OBX sticker next to the Vineyard Vines whale on the back of your SUV?
26.2 oval impresses #NOTONEGODDAMNACTUALPERSON
Hell, go make a page about your van conversion. Those people will worship your whale.