I want to preface this and say I’ve never run a full marathon. I wish I had when I was younger but I always hated to run even though I was pretty good at it. My longest run is 20 miles and I did it in 2:12. This puts marathon record times in check.
(100% pure satire)
Why y'all hate yourselves like that? Or do you not want the oval OBX sticker next to the Vineyard Vines whale on the back of your SUV?
26.2 oval impresses #NOTONEGODDAMNACTUALPERSON
Hell, go make a page about your van conversion. Those people will worship your whale.
Pure fucking gold. Trolling satire.....
(100% pure satire)
Why y'all hate yourselves like that? Or do you not want the oval OBX sticker next to the Vineyard Vines whale on the back of your SUV?
26.2 oval impresses #NOTONEGODDAMNACTUALPERSON
Hell, go make a page about your van conversion. Those people will worship your whale.
You should check out UTMB or worse the Barkleys Marathon. Fuck that noise.