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Muppet said:
DZSO says 3 knot winds, midget Paras still end up 10 miles away in the power lines.
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C'mon man - that's why you cross load equipment. PLus, the ones that make it through airborne school are tougher than the average little person. Their muscle fibers are much more dense which makes them heavier by the inch - have you ever seen a fat midget?
NO
No you haven't - and we all know that muscle is heavier than fat.
A little paratrooper that is ripped from jacking steel in the gym is NOT going to drift off the DZ.
Also - since they have a lower center of gravi....
...since they are closer to the ground when they land, they don't get injured on jumps near as often as your rank and file knuckle dragger from the 82d

Pound for Pound - some of the best little paratroopers on the planet.
 
Box said:
C'mon man - that's why you cross load equipment. PLus, the ones that make it through airborne school are tougher than the average little person. Their muscle fibers are much more dense which makes them heavier by the inch - have you ever seen a fat midget?
NO
No you haven't - and we all know that muscle is heavier than fat.
A little paratrooper that is ripped from jacking steel in the gym is NOT going to drift off the DZ.
Also - since they have a lower center of gravi....
...since they are closer to the ground when they land, they don't get injured on jumps near as often as your rank and file knuckle dragger from the 82d

Pound for Pound - some of the best little paratroopers on the planet.
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Though, midget strippers with fat asses are pretty cool to watch.
 
Cheerful Beginnings indeed...

Dear 8 pound, 6 ounce, newborn infant Jesus, don't even know a word yet, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors...
...please forgive our sins, we tend to get a little crazy sometimes.
 
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