Like most here, I have a decent enough library on both fronts to say Jeff can go fuck himself.
Pro tip for Jeff: Your mom is a whore, you're dumb, real people eat Publix fried chicken, you are your sister's worst lay, and women won't fuck you because you're a shit human being you next-level chad incel.
You do you, we're just better...
And you can't handle Monday, son.