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The Quartermaster
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I was once asked what the M60 was like. I said imagine being the guy that everyone liked that no one wanted to help take care of....and that's the M60.
Or...
How many M60's does it take to get 2 running so the rest of your company's gunners can qualify with? All of them.
True stories.
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@R.Caerbannog please stop posting meme’s videos, tweets, etc that use the word “faggot” or any iteration of it. This has been discussed more than once.
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Everybody wanted to shoot it, nobody wanted to hump it.
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Fun as hell on a jeep mounted to a pedestal doing a urban assault drill....but, yeah...finicky as hell
Fail.
No Florida Man with the Flag during a hurricane?
Where's he from? Jacksonville. Lynyrd Skynyrd?
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Heard the M60 was a hell of a lot lighter than the 240B. Don't get me wrong I love the 240, but she was bitch to lug around
. Kinda wish the Army would've invested in a modernized lighter version of it.
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Topkick
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a SAW in 7.62Heard the M60 was a hell of a lot lighter than the 240B. Don't get me wrong I love the 240, but she was bitch to lug around
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Some of my favorite things as an M60 gunner.Heard the M60 was a hell of a lot lighter than the 240B. Don't get me wrong I love the 240, but she was bitch to lug around
Having to hump twice as much and restraining myself from smacking the guy in front of you carrying an A1 and later the A2 with an M203 and bitching about the extra weight while on a hump.
Wanting to beat a 249 gunner to death whining about their 249's weight and slower than us guys humping the M60.
Having bets with your AG and some of your squad on how many rounds this time will it take until it shoots itself apart again.
Sneaking back into the barracks during recovery and taking showers with it before wiping down and air hosing dry with the 5 tons and then lubing everything before turn in so we can do COB formation.
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I'll be honest, I hated the clapped out SAW's we had. "Single" women, who live next to a bar in a military town, were less run through than the SAW's we had. Not to mention she was finickier than a sorority girl on her period. At least the 240 put out. Just wish we could've kept her guts and lightened her frame. I know the 240L was a thing, but they hadn't reached us.
Plus the Infantry usually gets shafted on the toys. Least we did.
@The Quartermaster Never did anything like that. Would just put on music and clean/oil the 240. Was very Zen.
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If the Pentagon Pizza Index and Gay Bar Index is real, it explains a hell of a lot. Like holy shit fuck.
The pizza index is real.
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So what's going on then? Anyone?
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Captain....Fuck this, I ain't diverting, I got plans tonight
Imagine looking out of your window and seeing the eye of a hurricane below you. Perfect for @DA SWO, "less than ideal" for most others. You've partied in Cancun, you're drunk, dehydrated, hungover, and then Jet Blue flies your churning guts through that mess.
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