Admittedly - that is a REALLY nice truck - but I gotta say - I'd at least make them a cash offer first - maybe at least TRY to negotiate a fair price before letting Dumbo fly in and go all "skeet skeet skeet" on my facial piece...
...just sayin
Let me set the scene:
The parking lot at J&D Auto Aales is thumping. For some strange reason (
mostly because its my story and because - well, because its MY story) There is a huge concert stage - and Lil' Jon and DJ Flexx are about to go at it...
[DJ Flexx (Lil Jon):]
Good evening ladies and gentlemen
We're here with @Muppet
He's representin' Shadow Spear
Tonight we going from here to Helena (yeah)
We gon' help Muppet get dat F350 Crew Cab (yeah)
Lil Dumbo from the Circus is in the house - Aw skeet skeet skeet
Come on y'all, let's get dat Ef-Three-Fiddy !!!
Skeet skeet skeet skeet
Was' up J&D Auto Sales !!!
Muppet ain't crunk enough
Hey, hey, he ain't crunk enough
Hey Dumbo, you ready? Ah let's work now
[DJ Flexx - starts RIPPIN' IT ]
Say what? (aw skeet skeet)
Skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet (aw skeet skeet)
Let's get that EF-Three-Fiddy (aw skeet skeet)
Skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet (aw skeet skeet)
Say what? (aw skeet skeet)
Skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet (aw skeet skeet)
Ay, it ain't crunk enough (aw skeet skeet)
Come on Muppet !
For God sakes man - make them a cash offer first - before things get out of hand