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Quoting this here because I don't want to detract from the more serious thread... I absolutely read this post in Jim Gaffigan's voice.You make jokes - but I'll have you know - there are at least 50 varieties of Hot Pockets:
Pepperoni Pizza
Hickory Ham and Cheddar
Bacon Egg and Cheese
Deliwich
Chicken Bacon Ranch
Double Pepperoni
Applewood Bacon Egg and Cheese
Sausage Egg and Cheese
Hot Habanero Pepperoni and Cheese
...the list goes on
Nestlé is shamelessly and unapologetically distributing pork products by cooking it up in a tasty like calzone-like pastry and hiding it inside of their proprietary cardboard sleeve that makes it cook up all nice and crispy...
...and its time the Muslim community stood up and said ENOUGH IS ENOUGH Nestlé
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
Fuck right off Nestlé - you've been thumbing your nose and exploiting the oppressed taste buds of unsuspecting Palestinians for FAR too long.
...or at least since you took over the brand in April of 2022
NO MORE HOT POCKETS
NO MORE HOT POCKETS
NO MORE HOT POCKETS