Not Work Safe .

[Gunz]

Fellowship of the Rednecks

 

[Marauder06]

Accurate.

 

[Gunz]

 

[Gunz]

 

[Muppet]

1,8 Mio. Aufrufe · 18.397 Reaktionen | Dat 1 time Food Life Hack had Lied to MeFor Entertainment Purposes Only️ #dat1family #jokes | Johnny Galvan

Bold move

 

[Muppet]

This fucking degenerate needs a blanket party yo!

 

[Muppet]

 

[Gunz]

 

[Blizzard]

 

[Gunz]

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If I was the galaxy, I’d throw comets at it.

 

[Box]

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What if ??

How in the name of Alpha Centauri can we be anything BUT that crazy uncontacted tribe of the milky way...
...we fucking LIVE here on plant earth - and how many of us wake up every morning - disappionted that the planet killer asteroid didn't slam into this rockt dumpster fire while we slept.

If I was a galactic species that came upon planet earth - I'd fucking smoke us like that kid from "Toy Story" playing with Combat Carl...
...this anthill-third-rock-from-the-sun failed experiment would get Hairspray-Blowtorched into oblivion without so much as sideways glace

 

[Cookie_]

New number 1 Christmas song.

 

[AWP]

I'm not clicking on that fucking video. I'm on enough watch lists.

 

[Kraut783]

I'm not clicking on that fucking video. I'm on enough watch lists.

lol, it's pretty good AWP

 

[Muppet]

What if ??

How in the name of Alpha Centauri can we be anything BUT that crazy uncontacted tribe of the milky way...
...we fucking LIVE here on plant earth - and how many of us wake up every morning - disappionted that the planet killer asteroid didn't slam into this rockt dumpster fire while we slept.

If I was a galactic species that came upon planet earth - I'd fucking smoke us like that kid from "Toy Story" playing with Combat Carl...
...this anthill-third-rock-from-the-sun failed experiment would get Hairspray-Blowtorched into oblivion without so much as sideways glace

Aliens drive past earth and put their windows up. Alien parents tell their alien kids that this is the ghetto and they don't act right and do the right thing, they'll turn out like us.

Tell me I'm wrong.

 

[Topkick]

Aliens drive past earth and put their windows up. Alien parents tell their alien kids that this is the ghetto and they don't act right and do the right thing, they'll turn out like us.

Tell me I'm wrong.

Bro, they don't even fly anywhere near Philly.

 

[Muppet]

Bro, they don't even fly anywhere near Philly.

Can't argue this top!

 

[Muppet]

True

 

[Topkick]

True

Truth. I like the south. We're in Tennessee right now and ate at a staple in the south, Huddle House, a couple of days ago. It was the only place open.You also do see Waffle House down here, but those are all over the midwest too.

 

[Gunz]

You don't see Piggly Wigglys up north. You don't see Confederate Memorials...like the one outside our county courthouse.

About 10, 12 years ago I had to drive up to Cape Cod to see one of my sons who was playing baseball in the Cape Cod league. I hit one solid traffic jam from Richmond that stretched all the way through southern Connecticut...absolute rage-inducing agony.

Driving back, what a relief to hit open highway south of Richmond. I'll never drive up there again.

But southern metros are no better than northern ones when it comes to traffic.