Not Work Safe .

[Devildoc]

The fuck!?

That made my day.

 

[Gunz]

Fellowship of the Rednecks

 

[Marauder06]

Accurate.

 

[Gunz]

 

[Gunz]

 

[Muppet]

1,8 Mio. Aufrufe · 18.397 Reaktionen | Dat 1 time Food Life Hack had Lied to MeFor Entertainment Purposes Only️ #dat1family #jokes | Johnny Galvan

Bold move

 

[Muppet]

This fucking degenerate needs a blanket party yo!

 

[Muppet]

 

[Gunz]

 

[Blizzard]

 

[Gunz]

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If I was the galaxy, I’d throw comets at it.

 

[Box]

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What if ??

How in the name of Alpha Centauri can we be anything BUT that crazy uncontacted tribe of the milky way...
...we fucking LIVE here on plant earth - and how many of us wake up every morning - disappionted that the planet killer asteroid didn't slam into this rockt dumpster fire while we slept.

If I was a galactic species that came upon planet earth - I'd fucking smoke us like that kid from "Toy Story" playing with Combat Carl...
...this anthill-third-rock-from-the-sun failed experiment would get Hairspray-Blowtorched into oblivion without so much as sideways glace

 

[Cookie_]

New number 1 Christmas song.

 

[AWP]

I'm not clicking on that fucking video. I'm on enough watch lists.

 

[Kraut783]

I'm not clicking on that fucking video. I'm on enough watch lists.

lol, it's pretty good AWP

 

[Muppet]

What if ??

How in the name of Alpha Centauri can we be anything BUT that crazy uncontacted tribe of the milky way...
...we fucking LIVE here on plant earth - and how many of us wake up every morning - disappionted that the planet killer asteroid didn't slam into this rockt dumpster fire while we slept.

If I was a galactic species that came upon planet earth - I'd fucking smoke us like that kid from "Toy Story" playing with Combat Carl...
...this anthill-third-rock-from-the-sun failed experiment would get Hairspray-Blowtorched into oblivion without so much as sideways glace

Aliens drive past earth and put their windows up. Alien parents tell their alien kids that this is the ghetto and they don't act right and do the right thing, they'll turn out like us.

Tell me I'm wrong.

 

[Topkick]

Aliens drive past earth and put their windows up. Alien parents tell their alien kids that this is the ghetto and they don't act right and do the right thing, they'll turn out like us.

Tell me I'm wrong.

Bro, they don't even fly anywhere near Philly.

 

[Muppet]

Bro, they don't even fly anywhere near Philly.

Can't argue this top!

 

[Muppet]

True

 

[Topkick]

True

Truth. I like the south. We're in Tennessee right now and ate at a staple in the south, Huddle House, a couple of days ago. It was the only place open.You also do see Waffle House down here, but those are all over the midwest too.