Not Work Safe .

Good shoot or bad shoot, right or wrong, you have to admire the marksmanship. One shot from a pistol at a moving car through the windshield and frame for a killing headshot.

Can you tell I have no sympathy whatsoever for the car thief? Too bad there's an extremely high chance that the shooter gets charged and found guilty.

Especially here in cesspool philly.
 

What if ??

How in the name of Alpha Centauri can we be anything BUT that crazy uncontacted tribe of the milky way...
...we fucking LIVE here on plant earth - and how many of us wake up every morning - disappionted that the planet killer asteroid didn't slam into this rockt dumpster fire while we slept.

If I was a galactic species that came upon planet earth - I'd fucking smoke us like that kid from "Toy Story" playing with Combat Carl...
...this anthill-third-rock-from-the-sun failed experiment would get Hairspray-Blowtorched into oblivion without so much as sideways glace
 
What if ??

How in the name of Alpha Centauri can we be anything BUT that crazy uncontacted tribe of the milky way...
...we fucking LIVE here on plant earth - and how many of us wake up every morning - disappionted that the planet killer asteroid didn't slam into this rockt dumpster fire while we slept.

If I was a galactic species that came upon planet earth - I'd fucking smoke us like that kid from "Toy Story" playing with Combat Carl...
...this anthill-third-rock-from-the-sun failed experiment would get Hairspray-Blowtorched into oblivion without so much as sideways glace

Aliens drive past earth and put their windows up. Alien parents tell their alien kids that this is the ghetto and they don't act right and do the right thing, they'll turn out like us.

Tell me I'm wrong.
 
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