Not Work Safe .

[Kraut783]

I'm not clicking on that fucking video. I'm on enough watch lists.

lol, it's pretty good AWP

 

[Muppet]

What if ??

How in the name of Alpha Centauri can we be anything BUT that crazy uncontacted tribe of the milky way...
...we fucking LIVE here on plant earth - and how many of us wake up every morning - disappionted that the planet killer asteroid didn't slam into this rockt dumpster fire while we slept.

If I was a galactic species that came upon planet earth - I'd fucking smoke us like that kid from "Toy Story" playing with Combat Carl...
...this anthill-third-rock-from-the-sun failed experiment would get Hairspray-Blowtorched into oblivion without so much as sideways glace

Aliens drive past earth and put their windows up. Alien parents tell their alien kids that this is the ghetto and they don't act right and do the right thing, they'll turn out like us.

Tell me I'm wrong.

 

[Topkick]

Aliens drive past earth and put their windows up. Alien parents tell their alien kids that this is the ghetto and they don't act right and do the right thing, they'll turn out like us.

Tell me I'm wrong.

Bro, they don't even fly anywhere near Philly.

 

[Muppet]

Bro, they don't even fly anywhere near Philly.

Can't argue this top!

 

[Muppet]

True

 

[Topkick]

True

Truth. I like the south. We're in Tennessee right now and ate at a staple in the south, Huddle House, a couple of days ago. It was the only place open.You also do see Waffle House down here, but those are all over the midwest too.

 

[Gunz]

You don't see Piggly Wigglys up north. You don't see Confederate Memorials...like the one outside our county courthouse.

About 10, 12 years ago I had to drive up to Cape Cod to see one of my sons who was playing baseball in the Cape Cod league. I hit one solid traffic jam from Richmond that stretched all the way through southern Connecticut...absolute rage-inducing agony.

Driving back, what a relief to hit open highway south of Richmond. I'll never drive up there again.

But southern metros are no better than northern ones when it comes to traffic.

 

[Topkick]

But southern metros are no better than northern ones when it comes to traffic.

Atlanta sucks.

 

[Muppet]

I love the south, outside big cities.

 

[Muppet]

Tossed like a rag doll.

 

[Gunz]

Atlanta sucks.

Houston is in-fucking-sane.

 

[Totentanz]

Atlanta sucks.

Driving through there makes me wish I’d packed an ouija board so I could summon the ghost of Sherman.

 

[Topkick]

 

[AWP]

US Navy in 1942: The Kaga will never see our shores. We will destroy the Kaga.
US Navy in 2024: Would you like some shore leave?

MSN

 

[Gunz]

I got an idea. Let’s paint “Enola Gay” on the nose of a B-1B and land it at Hiroshima airport.

 

[AWP]

I got an idea. Let’s paint “Enola Gay” on the nose of a B-1B and land it at Hiroshima airport.

A few years ago the 509th Wing at Whiteman, the folks flying the B-2 and who flew "those" missions over Japan, was commanded by Paul Tibbetts' grandson.

 

[Gunz]

Speaking of WW2, do ground crews still write smack talk on bombs? Or is it considered too rude for modern warfare?

Here’s a toilet for Ho Chi Minh.

 

[Kraut783]

Now, there is a fantastic CAS machine

 

[The Quartermaster]

You don't see Piggly Wigglys up north. You don't see Confederate Memorials...like the one outside our county courthouse.

I grew up in the north, I am glad that the north had won the Civil War. And I have seen those Confederate memorials, and thought nothing off it other than the historical value of it the same as I had done for the north memorials, WW1, WW2, Korea, and Vietnam memorials.

I personally think those getting fragile about it are very weak in the mind.

 

[AWP]

Speaking of WW2, do ground crews still write smack talk on bombs? Or is it considered too rude for modern warfare?

Here’s a toilet for Ho Chi Minh.




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That tradition is alive and well.


Also, for those interested:
USS Midway - VA-25 Toilet Bomb © 22 FEB 2004 Troy Prince | MidwaySailor.com).