If I was the galaxy, I’d throw comets at it.
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If I was the galaxy, I’d throw comets at it.
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How in the name of Alpha Centauri can we be anything BUT that crazy uncontacted tribe of the milky way...
...we fucking LIVE here on plant earth - and how many of us wake up every morning - disappionted that the planet killer asteroid didn't slam into this rockt dumpster fire while we slept.
If I was a galactic species that came upon planet earth - I'd fucking smoke us like that kid from "Toy Story" playing with Combat Carl...
...this anthill-third-rock-from-the-sun failed experiment would get Hairspray-Blowtorched into oblivion without so much as sideways glace
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Bro, they don't even fly anywhere near Philly.
Can't argue this top!
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Truth. I like the south. We're in Tennessee right now and ate at a staple in the south, Huddle House, a couple of days ago. It was the only place open.You also do see Waffle House down here, but those are all over the midwest too.
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You don't see Piggly Wigglys up north. You don't see Confederate Memorials...like the one outside our county courthouse.
About 10, 12 years ago I had to drive up to Cape Cod to see one of my sons who was playing baseball in the Cape Cod league. I hit one solid traffic jam from Richmond that stretched all the way through southern Connecticut...absolute rage-inducing agony.
Driving back, what a relief to hit open highway south of Richmond. I'll never drive up there again.
But southern metros are no better than northern ones when it comes to traffic.
About 10, 12 years ago I had to drive up to Cape Cod to see one of my sons who was playing baseball in the Cape Cod league. I hit one solid traffic jam from Richmond that stretched all the way through southern Connecticut...absolute rage-inducing agony.
Driving back, what a relief to hit open highway south of Richmond. I'll never drive up there again.
But southern metros are no better than northern ones when it comes to traffic.
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Atlanta sucks.
I love the south, outside big cities.
Tossed like a rag doll.
Houston is in-fucking-sane.
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Driving through there makes me wish I’d packed an ouija board so I could summon the ghost of Sherman.
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I got an idea. Let’s paint “Enola Gay” on the nose of a B-1B and land it at Hiroshima airport. 
I got an idea. Let’s paint “Enola Gay” on the nose of a B-1B and land it at Hiroshima airport.
A few years ago the 509th Wing at Whiteman, the folks flying the B-2 and who flew "those" missions over Japan, was commanded by Paul Tibbetts' grandson.
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