Not Work Safe .

AWP said:
In its purest form, when the team narrows down to a 1v1, last man standing situation, some dick in chat will say/ type "clutch or kick" for the team to vote on whether they keep the player in the 1v1. Win the 1v1 or the team kicks you.

In broader terms, dickheads will use the phrase to call a vote on a certain player. I think I've seen it once or twice in Battlefield 4, never in Destiny 2, and I haven't played much COD. or Overwatch.

I think it is childish. You're playing what amounts to a pickup basketball game at the local Y and if someone can't hit free throws you want to throw them out of the gym? You have to be bitch made to act like that. Leave the game or finish it out, a new lobby is right around the corner.

It is supposed to be a popular term in CSGO, but I've never played that game, too many people view it as a religion.
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Oh okay, now I understand the sophomoric mentality about it.

Sort of like in team chat for BF2042, where they misbelieve that only people in the top ten can criticize the rest of the team for being trash. I've asked why, anyone with a brain can read a map and can tell we are messing up. If you are too bunched up and not defending other areas, then being in the top derps still isn't going to clutch or kick or whatever else BS they will throw at people.

It makes the game toxic. I stopped trying to organize a team full of deliberate soup sandwiches. I don't mind losing so long as it's not going down without at least trying. If not, I'll camp and work on muh kills and not revive people that aren't reviving anyone else themselves, haha.
 
Muppet said:
Maria sent me this. Lol. I'll never go back to fakebook
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I'm banned. Too many different accounts. They'd ban me from one so I'd start another under an assumed identity. At one time I had four different profiles going, just so I could see my wife's posts.

Then I realized my wife's posts weren't that interesting anyway...so I went to delete everything and GTFO FaceSuck and found out that the FaceSuck Police had busted my accounts. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
Gunz said:
I'm banned. Too many different accounts. They'd ban me from one so I'd start another under an assumed identity. At one time I had four different profiles going, just so I could see my wife's posts.

Then I realized my wife's posts weren't that interesting anyway...so I went to delete everything and GTFO FaceSuck and found out that the FaceSuck Police had busted my accounts. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
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Ditto hefe!
 
DA SWO said:
Now come up with 7 more days worth.
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On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve STD's,
Eleven angry hookers,
Ten bad decisions,
Nine drunken hookups,
Eight shots of vodka,
Seven cats a glaring,
Six flirty bartenders,
FIVE ONION RINGS!
Four Call Girls,
Three French fries,
Two turtlenecks,
And a large Long Island iced tea.
 
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On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve trips to clinics,
Eleven furious lovers,
Ten poor excuses,
Nine awkward hookups,
Eight rounds of vodka,
Seven cats a staring,
Six bartenders winking,
FIVE ONION RINGS!
Four call girls laughing,
Three French fries,
Two Turtlenecks,
And a large Long Island iced tea

Okay... I gotta stop. :ROFLMAO:
 

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