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Maria sent me this. Lol. I'll never go back to fakebook

I'm banned. Too many different accounts. They'd ban me from one so I'd start another under an assumed identity. At one time I had four different profiles going, just so I could see my wife's posts.

Then I realized my wife's posts weren't that interesting anyway...so I went to delete everything and GTFO FaceSuck and found out that the FaceSuck Police had busted my accounts. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
I'm banned. Too many different accounts. They'd ban me from one so I'd start another under an assumed identity. At one time I had four different profiles going, just so I could see my wife's posts.

Then I realized my wife's posts weren't that interesting anyway...so I went to delete everything and GTFO FaceSuck and found out that the FaceSuck Police had busted my accounts. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

Ditto hefe!
 
Now come up with 7 more days worth.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve STD's,
Eleven angry hookers,
Ten bad decisions,
Nine drunken hookups,
Eight shots of vodka,
Seven cats a glaring,
Six flirty bartenders,
FIVE ONION RINGS!
Four Call Girls,
Three French fries,
Two turtlenecks,
And a large Long Island iced tea.
 
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On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve trips to clinics,
Eleven furious lovers,
Ten poor excuses,
Nine awkward hookups,
Eight rounds of vodka,
Seven cats a staring,
Six bartenders winking,
FIVE ONION RINGS!
Four call girls laughing,
Three French fries,
Two Turtlenecks,
And a large Long Island iced tea

Okay... I gotta stop. :ROFLMAO:
 
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