Are you back on FaceCrap or are you creeping your ladies account? lol
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Maria sent me this. Lol. I'll never go back to fakebook
I'm banned. Too many different accounts. They'd ban me from one so I'd start another under an assumed identity. At one time I had four different profiles going, just so I could see my wife's posts.
Then I realized my wife's posts weren't that interesting anyway...so I went to delete everything and GTFO FaceSuck and found out that the FaceSuck Police had busted my accounts.
I'm banned. Too many different accounts. They'd ban me from one so I'd start another under an assumed identity. At one time I had four different profiles going, just so I could see my wife's posts.
Then I realized my wife's posts weren't that interesting anyway...so I went to delete everything and GTFO FaceSuck and found out that the FaceSuck Police had busted my accounts.
Ditto hefe!
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Now come up with 7 more days worth.
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On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve STD's,
Eleven angry hookers,
Ten bad decisions,
Nine drunken hookups,
Eight shots of vodka,
Seven cats a glaring,
Six flirty bartenders,
FIVE ONION RINGS!
Four Call Girls,
Three French fries,
Two turtlenecks,
And a large Long Island iced tea.
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On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve trips to clinics,
Eleven furious lovers,
Ten poor excuses,
Nine awkward hookups,
Eight rounds of vodka,
Seven cats a staring,
Six bartenders winking,
FIVE ONION RINGS!
Four call girls laughing,
Three French fries,
Two Turtlenecks,
And a large Long Island iced tea
Okay... I gotta stop.
Twelve trips to clinics,
Eleven furious lovers,
Ten poor excuses,
Nine awkward hookups,
Eight rounds of vodka,
Seven cats a staring,
Six bartenders winking,
FIVE ONION RINGS!
Four call girls laughing,
Three French fries,
Two Turtlenecks,
And a large Long Island iced tea
Okay... I gotta stop.
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Uh... wtf search engine.
Was trying to remember how to spell "bannana" for the republic part. My first hit was on Chinese spiders...
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Oddly enough, have a paper on reconstruction due... nope! Gonna research bannana spiders now!
Was trying to remember how to spell "bannana" for the republic part. My first hit was on Chinese spiders...
.Oddly enough, have a paper on reconstruction due... nope! Gonna research bannana spiders now!
Try spelling it banana...Uh... wtf search engine.
Was trying to remember how to spell "bannana" for the republic part. My first hit was on Chinese spiders...
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Oddly enough, have a paper on reconstruction due... nope! Gonna research bannana spiders now!
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If this ain’t fake, then I have to assume this dude, his family, and any other generation related to him has long been wiped out…
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This is ridiculously offensive and may trigger/anger some of you. That said , I’m posting it because some of you are sick fucks and will laugh at/share this.
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LOL... I thought it was funny. But I know I am warped and twisted.
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That was definitely dark humor.
