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How in the name of Alpha Centauri can we be anything BUT that crazy uncontacted tribe of the milky way...
...we fucking LIVE here on plant earth - and how many of us wake up every morning - disappionted that the planet killer asteroid didn't slam into this rockt dumpster fire while we slept.

If I was a galactic species that came upon planet earth - I'd fucking smoke us like that kid from "Toy Story" playing with Combat Carl...
...this anthill-third-rock-from-the-sun failed experiment would get Hairspray-Blowtorched into oblivion without so much as sideways glace

Aliens drive past earth and put their windows up. Alien parents tell their alien kids that this is the ghetto and they don't act right and do the right thing, they'll turn out like us.

Tell me I'm wrong.
 
You don't see Piggly Wigglys up north. You don't see Confederate Memorials...like the one outside our county courthouse.

About 10, 12 years ago I had to drive up to Cape Cod to see one of my sons who was playing baseball in the Cape Cod league. I hit one solid traffic jam from Richmond that stretched all the way through southern Connecticut...absolute rage-inducing agony.

Driving back, what a relief to hit open highway south of Richmond. I'll never drive up there again.

But southern metros are no better than northern ones when it comes to traffic.
 
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You don't see Piggly Wigglys up north. You don't see Confederate Memorials...like the one outside our county courthouse.
I grew up in the north, I am glad that the north had won the Civil War. And I have seen those Confederate memorials, and thought nothing off it other than the historical value of it the same as I had done for the north memorials, WW1, WW2, Korea, and Vietnam memorials.

I personally think those getting fragile about it are very weak in the mind.
 
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