Not Work Safe .

[The Quartermaster]

 

[Box]

I'd let an elephant bukakke my facial piece for this truck, just sayin.....

Admittedly - that is a REALLY nice truck - but I gotta say - I'd at least make them a cash offer first - maybe at least TRY to negotiate a fair price before letting Dumbo fly in and go all "skeet skeet skeet" on my facial piece...
...just sayin

Let me set the scene:
The parking lot at J&D Auto Aales is thumping. For some strange reason (mostly because its my story and because - well, because its MY story) There is a huge concert stage - and Lil' Jon and DJ Flexx are about to go at it...

[DJ Flexx (Lil Jon):]
Good evening ladies and gentlemen
We're here with @Muppet
He's representin' Shadow Spear
Tonight we going from here to Helena (yeah)
We gon' help Muppet get dat F350 Crew Cab (yeah)
Lil Dumbo from the Circus is in the house - Aw skeet skeet skeet

Come on y'all, let's get dat Ef-Three-Fiddy !!!
Skeet skeet skeet skeet
Was' up J&D Auto Sales !!!
Muppet ain't crunk enough
Hey, hey, he ain't crunk enough
Hey Dumbo, you ready? Ah let's work now

[DJ Flexx - starts RIPPIN' IT ]
Say what? (aw skeet skeet)
Skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet (aw skeet skeet)
Let's get that EF-Three-Fiddy (aw skeet skeet)
Skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet (aw skeet skeet)
Say what? (aw skeet skeet)
Skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet (aw skeet skeet)
Ay, it ain't crunk enough (aw skeet skeet)
Come on Muppet !


For God sakes man - make them a cash offer first - before things get out of hand

 

[Muppet]

Admittedly - that is a REALLY nice truck - but I gotta say - I'd at least make them a cash offer first - maybe at least TRY to negotiate a fair price before letting Dumbo fly in and go all "skeet skeet skeet" on my facial piece...
...just sayin

Let me set the scene:
The parking lot at J&D Auto Aales is thumping. For some strange reason (mostly because its my story and because - well, because its MY story) There is a huge concert stage - and Lil' Jon and DJ Flexx are about to go at it...

[DJ Flexx (Lil Jon):]
Good evening ladies and gentlemen
We're here with @Muppet
He's representin' Shadow Spear
Tonight we going from here to Helena (yeah)
We gon' help Muppet get dat F350 Crew Cab (yeah)
Lil Dumbo from the Circus is in the house - Aw skeet skeet skeet

Come on y'all, let's get dat Ef-Three-Fiddy !!!
Skeet skeet skeet skeet
Was' up J&D Auto Sales !!!
Muppet ain't crunk enough
Hey, hey, he ain't crunk enough
Hey Dumbo, you ready? Ah let's work now

[DJ Flexx - starts RIPPIN' IT ]
Say what? (aw skeet skeet)
Skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet (aw skeet skeet)
Let's get that EF-Three-Fiddy (aw skeet skeet)
Skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet (aw skeet skeet)
Say what? (aw skeet skeet)
Skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet (aw skeet skeet)
Ay, it ain't crunk enough (aw skeet skeet)
Come on Muppet !


For God sakes man - make them a cash offer first - before things get out of hand

 

[AWP]

We have @Muppet getting waterboarded with elephant semen and @Box writing rap songs.

What a time to be alive.

 

[Steve1839]

We have @Muppet getting waterboarded with elephant semen and @Box writing rap songs.

What a time to be alive.

A portent of the Apocalypse, for certain...

 

[Kaldak]

A portent of the Apocalypse, for certain...

No, that would be @Muppet advocating for us to return to British rule and @Box replying to a post with a simple "ok". When that happens, we're all fucked.

 

[Jaknight]

 

[Muppet]

The video is funny. The comments are pure gold

 

[Muppet]

Ozzie review!

 

[Marauder06]

Even more reason to love God's Chicken.

 

[AWP]

Even more reason to love God's Chicken.

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Do your part, America, like this woman.

 

[Cookie_]

Do your part, America, like this woman.

 

[Gunz]

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My middle son always greets me with that title. And I still buy him Christmas presents.

The video is funny. The comments are pure gold

Typical couple coming home from the VFW.

 

[Blizzard]

One of my favorite old videos.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1858844673001091530

The little girl in blue with the terror, followed by the "if not me, then who?" moment. Priceless.

 

[Gunz]

One of my favorite old videos.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1858844673001091530

The little girl in blue with the terror, followed by the "if not me, then who?" moment. Priceless.

Badass little gals. Our grand daughter is 2 and a half...they got to have princess dresses because they're all obsessed with Frozen.

 

[Marauder06]

Yeah, pretty legit.

 

[Muppet]

Yeah, pretty legit.

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The only proper way. Change my mind......

 

[Blizzard]

Scott Kelly sucks donkey balls, but this is funny as hell...

https://twitter.com/x/status/1859305167335850052

 

[Gunz]

Scott Kelly sucks donkey balls, but this is funny as hell...

https://twitter.com/x/status/1859305167335850052

He’s scary enough without the monkey suit

 

[Muppet]

Accurate