Not Work Safe .

[Devildoc]

My job is municipal, our EMS station is right next to the police station. We routinely go over there for things. I was checking the police trauma bags/AEDs in the patrol room.

Our station has its AC on, it's so fucking God damn hot out, does not feel like it's on until about midnight.

I walk into the PAB (police), the AC was at 65, the desk dispatcher was covered in a blanket and she was bitching. I told her I'd switch jobs.

Every fucking house whether in the projects across the street from Philly or a mansion in the center of Township, no fucking body has AC on. It's Satan's asshole hot here. Come on!

When I had my surgery they broke my thermostat. I can't stand cold now. I am happy with a temp of about 72, moderate humidity. But if the choice is hot or cold, I will take hot any day of the week.

 

[Gunz]

That's a fucking sick pic brother! Gave me a chub

Figured we needed an un-homo Marine pic to offset the gayness.

That’s my bro John “Paladin” Shockley on the 79…and “Stretch” Stravaaldsen on the 60. Sometimes you had to stand up to get your rounds on target.

 

[Marauder06]

 

[AWP]

goddammit @Muppet WTF has happened to my beloved Corps???

There was a time long ago when we were not homos

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Enough makeup will hide the bruises from domestic violence. Enough paint can hide wood rot or bondo hide rust.

Firing an M-60 like that can hide...

 

[AWP]

Kids, what do we say about playing stupid games?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crim...ing-his-enemies-to-meet-him-at-his-apartment/

Bands untimely death came just five minutes after he posted a video calling his enemies bluff. The rapper challenged his opponents to pull up on him at his house. Unfortunately, that’s exactly what led to Bands death.

“A lot of these n****s know where I live at fr. I sleep in peace. If a n***a want smoke, I’m at my crib in 5 minutes.,” Bands said in his Instagram story.

 

[Deleted member 11415]

I have had pickle brine juice for calf cramps. That shit works, yo.

It's the only thing I've found.

Kids, what do we say about playing stupid games?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crim...ing-his-enemies-to-meet-him-at-his-apartment/

Got him?
....Play stupid games win stupid prizes!

 

[Devildoc]

It's the only thing I've found.

I finished a jar of olives tonight at dinner, my daughter (16) bet me $20 I would not drink the remaining olive brine juice, which was about half the jar. I downed that shit faster than a fat boy on a Krispy Kreme.

She is paying up....

 

[Diamondback 2/2]

 

[Devildoc]

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That's a BMW 2002. Maybe the Ti variant.

Carry on.

 

[Blizzard]

I finished a jar of olives tonight at dinner, my daughter (16) bet me $20 I would not drink the remaining olive brine juice, which was about half the jar. I downed that shit faster than a fat boy on a Krispy Kreme.

She is paying up....

What the hell is wrong with all of you? Just stay hydrated - drink some electrolytes like Drip-Drop, Propel, or something similar - and you don't have to drink any of that nasty ass stuff. Gross.

 

[Topkick]

 

[Devildoc]

What the hell is wrong with all of you? Just stay hydrated - drink some electrolytes like Drip-Drop, Propel, or something similar - and you don't have to drink any of that nasty ass stuff. Gross.

Pickle brine is great for cramping calfs which I get from time to time. This was purely on a bet.

 

[Topkick]

Pickle brine is great for cramping calfs which I get from time to time. This was purely on a bet.

Pickle juice also helps with a hangover

 

[Blizzard]

Pickle juice also helps with a hangover

I'd rather have the hangover.

 

[Marauder06]

 

[Gunz]

That's a fucking sick pic brother! Gave me a chub

@Ooh-Rah 's familiar with that pic from some years ago. If you look to the middle right you can see Shockley's 40mm HE round in flight. We had taken incoming from a tree-line about 150m away...and were in the process of suppression. We swept for bods, found two and a number of blood trails. A good day, nobody hurt and a well-done from the Capt.

 

[Gunz]

 

[Gunz]

 

[757]

 

[Devildoc]

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We (Duke) has a pretty renowned old world primate center, with a metric shit-ton of lemurs. People can go on tours, it's pretty cool. They have the usual rules...you know, no feeding, don't try to pet them, etc. Without fail, every year during school field trip season, some kid tries to do one or the other and gets bit. I saw this a couple years ago when we took our own kids there. Pretty hilarious actually.