Not Work Safe .

[R.Caerbannog]

 

[Muppet]

Tasmanian Devil Continues To Disappoint Zoo Guests

 

[Devildoc]

Tasmanian Devil Continues To Disappoint Zoo Guests

You mean Loony Tunes was fake news??

 

[Muppet]

Is this even real? I've seen only 1 towed jumper and he was a fucking trauma alert/TBI.

If that's me and I survive, either pulled in or cut, I'm looking for jumpmaster blood.

 

[Blizzard]

Is this even real? I've seen only 1 towed jumper and he was a fucking trauma alert/TBI.

If that's me and I survive, either pulled in or cut, I'm looking for jumpmaster blood.

WTF...dude is dangling in the wind and someone's first thought is to pull out their phone and record it rather than take action to resolve the problem?

 

[ShamgarTheJudge]

WTF...dude is dangling in the wind and someone's first thought is to pull out their phone and record it rather than take action to resolve the problem?

But they wouldn’t have gotten the memes or the likes.

 

[R.Caerbannog]

Is this even real? I've seen only 1 towed jumper and he was a fucking trauma alert/TBI.

If that's me and I survive, either pulled in or cut, I'm looking for jumpmaster blood.

WTF...dude is dangling in the wind and someone's first thought is to pull out their phone and record it rather than take action to resolve the problem?

Sounds like a gal. She could be underweight. We had one guy that was always a towed jumper every time he jumped Hollywood. Combat equip he said was fine, Hollywood... nope.

 

[757]

 

[R.Caerbannog]

 

[AWP]

My dog just farted on me. Fucking dachshund…

 

[JedisonsDad]

 

[amlove21]

...pic

This, This wins the entire site for the day. Probably forever.

 

[757]

 

[Cookie_]

Is this even real? I've seen only 1 towed jumper and he was a fucking trauma alert/TBI.

If that's me and I survive, either pulled in or cut, I'm looking for jumpmaster blood.

It's real. The story I've seen is that dude got hung up on his equipment and activated his own reserve before being retrieved. No major injuries somehow.

https://www.reddit.com/r/army/comments/w6sknf/_/ihgl6ns

WTF...dude is dangling in the wind and someone's first thought is to pull out their phone and record it rather than take action to resolve the problem?

It's probably a gopro video that got leaked. Our jumpmasters/safeties usually wear them specifically to do after action reviews on stuff like this

 

[AWP]

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God... fuck...(sigh), this might be the second best post here today, but it is definitely on the podium.
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Dude is a towed jumper and decides what he needs is MORE drag? That's one way to solve the problem.

 

[SpongeBob*24]

It's real. The story I've seen is that dude got hung up on his equipment and activated his own reserve before being retrieved. No major injuries somehow.

https://www.reddit.com/r/army/comments/w6sknf/_/ihgl6ns

It's probably a gopro video that got leaked. Our jumpmasters/safeties usually wear them specifically to do after action reviews on stuff like this

REDDIT isn't always right!!!

 

[Cookie_]

REDDIT isn't always right!!!



A good JM/Pilot Brief and an experienced DZ team will be the difference between a safe recovery or a safety stand down.

This jumper was not maintaining ripcord awareness but was clearly conscious. Due to these 2 facts 99 times out of 100 this Static line is getting cut and he's owing the RIGGERS alot of BEER.

The REDDIT poster also says he was towed for over 90 seconds. I have to assume this 90 seconds was the A/C increasing altitude and doing a tight Racetrack (or a 180 based on routing) to get back over the DZ, as discussed in JM/Pilot brief. Once all parties are comfortable, break out the dull pocket knife!!!!

I don't Think this was an activation while still being towed but a text book cut and pull.

Just my thoughts on the matter!

That reddit post is just the first "round-up post" I found. Here's the original post from the jumpmaster.

Link to the Instagram post

 

[AWP]

Cookie, you really need to learn how to quote-copy-paste or something. Burn your phone, I don't know the answer.

 

[Cookie_]

It's only Instagram that does this for some reason. I'll have to figure it out

 

[SpongeBob*24]

That reddit post is just the first "round-up post" I found. Here's the original post from the jumpmaster.

Storytime

Copy that.....

I was wrong.....Apologies @Cookie_