Oh, Kamala. Your mask makes deaf people uncomfortable, can't read your lying lips.
I'm Muppet. I identify as smoked pepper bacon from our local Amish market. I'm wearing a don't tread on me banana hammock and a tricorn.
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Oh, Kamala. Your mask makes deaf people uncomfortable, can't read your lying lips.
I'm Muppet. I identify as smoked pepper bacon from our local Amish market. I'm wearing a don't tread on me banana hammock and a tricorn.
Do I dare Google?
I would let this man brief everyone. I want to know more... to be prepared.
Florida man attempts to break into Space Force base to warn of alien-dragon space war
Florida man attempts to break into Space Force base to warn of alien-dragon space war
I just applied for a contractor position in the USSF. Let's see what happens. Lol
Nothing would be as fucking rad as this!
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Devildoc
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You mean Loony Tunes was fake news??
Is this even real? I've seen only 1 towed jumper and he was a fucking trauma alert/TBI.
If that's me and I survive, either pulled in or cut, I'm looking for jumpmaster blood.
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WTF...dude is dangling in the wind and someone's first thought is to pull out their phone and record it rather than take action to resolve the problem?
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But they wouldn’t have gotten the memes or the likes.
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Sounds like a gal. She could be underweight. We had one guy that was always a towed jumper every time he jumped Hollywood. Combat equip he said was fine, Hollywood... nope.
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This, This wins the entire site for the day. Probably forever.
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