Not Work Safe .

[Gunz]

 

[757]

 

[Devildoc]

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We (Duke) has a pretty renowned old world primate center, with a metric shit-ton of lemurs. People can go on tours, it's pretty cool. They have the usual rules...you know, no feeding, don't try to pet them, etc. Without fail, every year during school field trip season, some kid tries to do one or the other and gets bit. I saw this a couple years ago when we took our own kids there. Pretty hilarious actually.

 

[Muppet]

Oh, Kamala. Your mask makes deaf people uncomfortable, can't read your lying lips.

I'm Muppet. I identify as smoked pepper bacon from our local Amish market. I'm wearing a don't tread on me banana hammock and a tricorn.

 

[Kaldak]

and a tricorn

Do I dare Google?

 

[Muppet]

My wife, Maria on your right, her mom (rest easy ma) wearing my tricorn and aunt Sylvia on left, year before last. Maria's mom died last year.

 

[RackMaster]

I would let this man brief everyone. I want to know more... to be prepared.

Florida man attempts to break into Space Force base to warn of alien-dragon space war

 

[Muppet]

I would let this man brief everyone. I want to know more... to be prepared.

Florida man attempts to break into Space Force base to warn of alien-dragon space war

I just applied for a contractor position in the USSF. Let's see what happens. Lol

 

[RackMaster]

I just applied for a contractor position in the USSF. Let's see what happens. Lol

You have to tell us if it's like the TV show. lol

 

[Muppet]

You have to tell us if it's like the TV show. lol

Nothing would be as fucking rad as this!

 

[R.Caerbannog]

 

[R.Caerbannog]

 

[Muppet]

Tasmanian Devil Continues To Disappoint Zoo Guests

 

[Devildoc]

Tasmanian Devil Continues To Disappoint Zoo Guests

You mean Loony Tunes was fake news??

 

[Muppet]

Is this even real? I've seen only 1 towed jumper and he was a fucking trauma alert/TBI.

If that's me and I survive, either pulled in or cut, I'm looking for jumpmaster blood.

 

[Blizzard]

Is this even real? I've seen only 1 towed jumper and he was a fucking trauma alert/TBI.

If that's me and I survive, either pulled in or cut, I'm looking for jumpmaster blood.

WTF...dude is dangling in the wind and someone's first thought is to pull out their phone and record it rather than take action to resolve the problem?

 

[ShamgarTheJudge]

WTF...dude is dangling in the wind and someone's first thought is to pull out their phone and record it rather than take action to resolve the problem?

But they wouldn’t have gotten the memes or the likes.

 

[R.Caerbannog]

Is this even real? I've seen only 1 towed jumper and he was a fucking trauma alert/TBI.

If that's me and I survive, either pulled in or cut, I'm looking for jumpmaster blood.

WTF...dude is dangling in the wind and someone's first thought is to pull out their phone and record it rather than take action to resolve the problem?

Sounds like a gal. She could be underweight. We had one guy that was always a towed jumper every time he jumped Hollywood. Combat equip he said was fine, Hollywood... nope.

 

[757]

 

[R.Caerbannog]