Not Work Safe .

[AWP]

That is even more cringe if you know how easy it is to “earn” those certifications.

Anyway, I’m sure Ft. Hood will murder a pregnant woman or something to hop back on the meme throne.

 

[Totentanz]

This post makes me uncomfortable.

Almost as uncomfortable as using poor quality lotion, but I should go now.

You stop at "uncomfortable"? You need to step up your game.

 

[CQB]

 

[R.Caerbannog]

 

[Jaknight]

 

[Topkick]

The world is closer to being upside down...

It's now illegal for anyone under 21 to buy canned whipped cream in New York, officials say it's to stop teens from inhaling nitrous oxide

 

[Deleted member 11415]

The world is closer to being upside down... whipped cream is banned for those under 21

It's now illegal for anyone under 21 to buy canned whipped cream in New York, officials say it's to stop teens from inhaling nitrous oxide

I feel like this has the bones for a stand up routine.

 

[Topkick]

I feel like this has the bones for a stand up routine.

A slew of whipped cream jokes?

 

[Deleted member 11415]

A slew of whipped cream jokes?

Or natural selection- either one

 

[Marauder06]

Wow. Hot take. I didn't realize I was poor. Or taken advantage of.

 

[AWP]

Rep. Banks was just robbed. Apply aloe to the burn, Jim.

We elect some dumbass people to office. "Lesbian dance theory"

 

[Gunz]

That is even more cringe if you know how easy it is to “earn” those certifications.

Anyway, I’m sure Ft. Hood will murder a pregnant woman or something to hop back on the meme throne.

 

[Teufel]

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Honestly I don’t think ARCYBER has dropped standards relative to Ranger school. Attrition rate for military ‘hackers’ still rivals BUD/S.

 

[R.Caerbannog]

Honestly I don’t think ARCYBER has dropped standards relative to Ranger school. Attrition rate for military ‘hackers’ still rivals BUD/S.

Well darn. That's actually pretty good.

 

[757]

 

[AWP]

Honestly I don’t think ARCYBER has dropped standards relative to Ranger school. Attrition rate for military ‘hackers’ still rivals BUD/S.

Your satire is always on point.

And if this isn't satire, what the hell idiots did I deal with overseas? Guys who don't understand the difference between TCP and UDP can't even qualify for an "amateur" tag.

 

[AWP]

And just in from Canada, courtesy of an Irish woman...

Pole-dancing axe thrower wins world title

Pole-dancing axe thrower wins world title​

An Irish woman has been crowned the world axe-throwing champion after winning a competition in Canada.

 

[Blizzard]

And just in from Canada, courtesy of an Irish woman...

Pole-dancing axe thrower wins world title

Imagine how good she'd be if they were drinking pints of Guinness or shots of Jameson at the same time. Love Irish women.

 

[AWP]

Imagine how good she'd be if they were drinking pints of Guinness or shots of Jameson at the same time. Love Irish women.

We're assuming she didn't.

 

[compforce]

Your satire is always on point.

And if this isn't satire, what the hell idiots did I deal with overseas? Guys who don't understand the difference between TCP and UDP can't even qualify for an "amateur" tag.

I don't think it's satire. Those are probably the 1% that pass, the other 99% are the wannabes that think sending text messages on their phone is the equivalent of hacking.

To clarify via metaphor:

TCP - walking up to someone you're interested in, introducing yourself and holding a conversation
UDP - writing a message on a piece of paper, crumpling it up and throwing it at them hoping they read it and respond in kind.