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[compforce]

Your satire is always on point.

And if this isn't satire, what the hell idiots did I deal with overseas? Guys who don't understand the difference between TCP and UDP can't even qualify for an "amateur" tag.

I don't think it's satire. Those are probably the 1% that pass, the other 99% are the wannabes that think sending text messages on their phone is the equivalent of hacking.

To clarify via metaphor:

TCP - walking up to someone you're interested in, introducing yourself and holding a conversation
UDP - writing a message on a piece of paper, crumpling it up and throwing it at them hoping they read it and respond in kind.

 

[Blizzard]

Hand salute to the "Man of the Hole":
Last member of indigenous tribe in Brazil dies after resisting contact for decades

This gloriously resiliant bastard did it his way. Respect.

 

[Gunz]

And just in from Canada, courtesy of an Irish woman...

Pole-dancing axe thrower wins world title

If she was in Florida, she would be pole dancing and throwing axes at people and hitting them and then eating their faces.

Last member of indigenous tribe in Brazil dies after resisting contact for decades

Good. Now we can build those condos.

 

[AWP]

If she was in Florida, she would be pole dancing and throwing axes at people and hitting them and then eating their faces.

With immigration at an all time high, I expect to see her in Dade or Polk counties by Christmas.

 

[CQB]

And just in from Canada, courtesy of an Irish woman...

Pole-dancing axe thrower wins world title

Fun fact! She learn her trade in the Russian military.

 

[Gunz]

Actually, not everybody was kung fu fighting…

 

[JedisonsDad]

Sounds like a made up reason for Navy to be taking viagra…

Navy SEALs use Viagra to prevent fluid build up in lungs when swimming

 

[Teufel]

Your satire is always on point.

And if this isn't satire, what the hell idiots did I deal with overseas? Guys who don't understand the difference between TCP and UDP can't even qualify for an "amateur" tag.

Fully trained ‘hackers’ won’t leave the Fort because of USCC’s demand vs supply challenge. Whoever you met overseas didn’t go through that pipeline.

 

[CQB]

Sounds like a made up reason for Navy to be taking viagra…

Navy SEALs use Viagra to prevent fluid build up in lungs when swimming

yeh, sure...it's really so their shlong can act as a rudder.

 

[Teufel]

 

[757]

 

[RackMaster]

I'll hold my own beer.

Canadian Army investigating after soldier parachutes over Petawawa while drinking beer

 

[AWP]

I'll hold my own beer.

Canadian Army investigating after soldier parachutes over Petawawa while drinking beer

I better hope the FAA doesn't look into activities over Southern Georgia in the mid 90's... I don't want to brag, but felonies were, the weather was amazing.

 

[Topkick]

 

[Muppet]

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Fuck! Lol

 

[Muppet]

 

[AWP]

I don’t understand catch and release fishing “I know you’re hungry, so here’s some plastic that punctures your mouth, but it’s cool because I’ll let you go.” But then I realized we do it to people too.

“ I know you want some companionship, but here’s a beverage with a tranquilizer. It’s totally fine though, because I’ll let you go.”

 

[Ooh-Rah]

I'll hold my own beer.

Canadian Army investigating after soldier parachutes over Petawawa while drinking beer

Looks like that dude is going to drop into the lake.

 

[Gunz]

He could at least be drinking a Moosehead.

 

[RackMaster]

Looks like that dude is going to drop into the lake.

A river, it happens on occasion; good training...

There's actually a cairn beside the river from a jump gone wrong in 1968. There's an annual Fallen Jumper parade.

Memorial cairn at Wegner Point in memory of paratroopers killed in tragic accident – Canadian Military History