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[SpitfireV]

@Muppet @policemedic

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My radios often had malfunctions in the last hour after the next team had started. Strange behaviour from electronics sometimes.

 

[Muppet]

—911, what is your emergency?
—I have dementia and I like to throw feces at first responders.
— @Muppet is on his way, sir.

So accurate, especially today.

 

[Devildoc]

—911, what is your emergency?
—I have dementia and I like to throw feces at first responders.
— @Muppet is on his way, sir.

Ah yes, the finger painting....

If you can get them calm enough you can ask them to paint pictures on the wall or on the ground with their poop, it will de-escalate the situation.

No charge. You're welcome.

 

[SOSTCRNA]

Done at 1800. 1745 dispatch for unknown emergency on the highway in the car.

BLS gets there, we pull up, 80 female acute resp distress secondary to COPD. Silent chest, tripoding, fatigued, ready to die.

Beta agonists, corticosteroids, MgS04 turned her quickly. Initial ETco2 was 78, at ED. 46.

Late call, did my job.

78! Good Lord and Good Job!

 

[Muppet]

78! Good Lord and Good Job!

Cheers Brother! Yeah, poor lady was a sick woman. Matter of time...

 

[RackMaster]

For any of you with kid's, that are going to suffer through Sonic 2. You're welcome.

 

[Marauder06]

 

[Gunz]

For any of you with kid's, that are going to suffer through Sonic 2. You're welcome.

Bro...You're talking to a guy who had to sit through Shark Boy and Lava Girl. In 3D.

Bring it.

 

[Raptor]

Bro...You're talking to a guy who had to sit through Shark Boy and Lava Girl. In 3D.

Bring it.

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I had completely forgotten this existed and I was a little bit happier a few seconds ago because of it.

 

[Bypass]

Note to self: Don't threaten to skin someone alive if they call you a homo again for posting pictures of two guys kissing when the OP brags about his skinny jeans and how they look on him and posts pictures of himself.

So much for that gun forum. /Sigh

 

[Ooh-Rah]

So much for that gun forum. /Sigh

LOL - I wonder if that is the same gun forum I frequent (S/F). They are a bit of a sensitive bunch over there.

 

[AWP]

Calling someone a homo is a slur anyway, so they should have left that in their dictionary.

Coming in right after that are skinny jeans themselves. That’s only slightly better than “man-pris”, but not by much.

The only dudes I know who need skinny jeans are dirt jumpers/ slopestyle mountain bikers. They get a pass.

 

[TLDR20]

 

[Devildoc]

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"I can't breathe!"

"Yes, you can't breathe because you are a whiny, sensitive little bitch..."

 

[RackMaster]

 

[Ooh-Rah]

What did they do, lock the office and say “last man standing” gets the award? To add…I’d be interested to know how old this pic is. That stack seems awful light for an E5 in today’s Marine Corps.

 

[RackMaster]

I've got skinny jeans.

They didn't always fit like that.

I fucking knew you were a skinny jean, ball licking, Frappuccino, kind of Cunt.

 

[SpitfireV]

I fucking knew you were a skinny jean, ball licking, Frappuccino, kind of Cunt.

OI. Like I said, they turned INTO skinny jeans.

The rest... I mean...

 

[Scarecrow]

 

[Jaknight]