I don't know why, but Germany brought out the freaks in people.
I remember arriving before the wife so after I misprocessed and got to my unit the first weekend in housing I was bored because I was alone and no friends. So I went to the club. One of our guys was there with his wife. She hopped on my lap and he's smiling. I was like wait, what??? Uh-uh, nope. Told the wife, she flew up the next day day instead of next month. She was ready to fight this girl, LMAO.
We heard the story of one of our Rear Detachment's having CQ and found an unsecured door in the barracks and walked in on a female PV2 replacement using a strap-on on a male E4. This was while we were in Iraq.
My platoon dad had me go with him this one time after we came back from Iraq in 04 and had me be his NCO witness on the female floor to inspect their rooms for the ones that was in our platoon. We found out which female it was that was doing the pitching by accident, she forgot to hide it. I had sooooo many questions LMAO but don't ask, don't tell was still in action.
