I went to a Diddy party and woke up in intensive care...
...I'm at Drakes basement where's my underwear
...told him I couldn't breath twice, he didn't really care
Its Groundhog day! The legend himself Punxsutawney Phil is historically only 35-40 percent accurate in predicting winter. My money is on Staten Island Chuck, who is batting .850
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