A FRIENDLY REMINDER FOR OUR MEMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!

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AWWWWWWWW SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR WEEK'S ABOUT TO BLOW UP LIKE A CERTAIN SOMEBODY'S TWITTER ACCOUNT AFTER AN ASIAN MISSILE LAUNCH!!!!!!!!!! THIS AIN'T SEA WORLD, THIS IS AS REAL AS IT GETS!!!!! THIS. IS. MONDAY, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!! MONDAY, MONDAY, MONDAY!

YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD ESCAPE IT, BUT THIS AIN'T SHAWSHANK, FUCKO!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S OKAY, BECAUSE YOU'RE YOU AND YOU WON'T LET SOME NAMBY PAMBY, DONKEY CHOKING, BEDWETTER LIKE MONDAY GET THE BEST OF YOU!!!!! GRAB MONDAY BY THE BALLS, BY THE OVARIES, BY THE......WHATEVER GENITALS YOU'RE ALLOWED TO HAVE THESE DAYS AND OWN THIS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE WHO LET MONDAY BEAT THEM INCLUDE:
- THAT MANNING TRAITOR OR EVEN ELI BECAUSE HE'LL LET ANYTHING BEAT HIM THIS YEAR
- COP KILLERS
- COWBOYS FANS
- CLOWNS, REAL OR IMAGINED
- PEDOPHILES. SEE ALSO: CLOWNS
- THE 2008 DETROIT LIONS
- HILLARY CLINTON
- HIPSTERS
- SOCIOLOGY MAJORS
- @amlove21 WHO SECRETLY WANTS TO BE A CHICK
- DAN BILZERIAN

DO YOU WANT TO BE A PART OF THAT CROWD? FUCK NO YOU DON'T! GRAB A COFFEE (YOU DON'T DRINK COFFEE?!?!?!?!?! FUCKING KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!), GO OUT THERE, AND FACE FUCK THE DAY!!!!!!!! DON'T STOP UNTIL ITS EYES WATER AND THEN PUSH A LITTLE FURTHER!!!!!!!!!! OWN THAT BITCH LIKE THOSE 30,000 SSN'S I BOUGHT ON THE DARK WEB WITH BITCO.....

FUCK MONDAY AND FUCK YOU IF YOU LET IT WIN!!!!!!!!!!
 
AAAAHHHHHH............

Long live MONDAY......
 
Verily, He hath arisen, and hath cleeved Monday's anus asunder and smote that shit and broke it open like a shotgun...and hath dicovereth that Monday is liketh the hairy taco on a curly-headed fat lady, and behold! Turn it upside down and it looks exactly the same.
 
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