Covid-19

[GOTWA]

What worries me is the panic that's going to hit when the rest of the population wises up. People are about to get a rude awakening, especially the SJW brainwashed social classes.

I'm ready to party. What we really need...Is a hero to save us.

ETA: oh fuck it since I can't get the spoiler tag to work.

 

[AWP]

I'm ready to party. What we really need...Is a hero to save us.

ETA: of fuck it since I can't get the spoiler tag to work.

Ladies and Gentlemen, if you need a demonstration of how it must suck to suck...I give you the quoted post.

 

[Bypass]

 

[BlackSmokeRisinG]

Coming back from Afg soon and wondering if I should buy toilet paper here and bring it home??

 

[Bambi]

Coming back from Afg soon and wondering if I should buy toilet paper here and bring it home??

use your hands like the rest of us, buying supplies for yourself is selfish and that’s how diseases spread! /s

 

[AWP]

Coming back from Afg soon and wondering if I should buy toilet paper here and bring it home??

Considering the hysteria sweeping the planet, I think the board would rather you buy a few tootsie rolls of hashish and a 10 year old instead of falling for the bullshit spread by the MSM.

* - We're not there yet, but ya' get where I'm going, right? Hyperbole and all...

 

[RackMaster]

Considering the hysteria sweeping the planet, I think the board would rather you buy a few tootsie rolls of hashish and a 10 year old instead of falling for the bullshit spread by the MSM.

* - We're not there yet, but ya' get where I'm going, right? Hyperbole and all...

Tootsie rolls? I want full bricks!

 

[Devildoc]

NC just declared a state of emergency. We have 7 cases. What. THE. Fuck.

 

[Blizzard]

^ Right?! People need to chill the fuck out; they're losing their damn minds.

There is absolutely zero perspective on this. The media has some culpability here.

 

[GOTWA]

NC just declared a state of emergency. We have 7 cases. What. THE. Fuck.

Oh, sounds similar to the 2019 "outbreak!" of the black lung caused my black market vaping.

Outbreak of Lung Injury Associated with the Use of E-Cigarette, or Vaping, Products | Electronic Cigarettes | Smoking & Tobacco Use | CDC

 

[RackMaster]

 

[Devildoc]

So this convo just happened:

Boss: What is plan B if we have to cancel the mass training event (2,200 participants) the week of March 23?

Me: Uhhhh... (knowing full well there is not one). I will have one to you in 10 minutes.

10 minutes later, my Boss, after I gave her a full PACE plan: You are a genius, why can't everyone else do this?

Me: Because I am special, and not in the high IQ sort of way....(she laughs, I laugh, I keep my job.....)

Local (not mine) hospital planning to halt any gatherings greater than 50 people. We are being asked to assess all of our educational needs to see if we can reschedule, postpone, or cancel.

 

[Blizzard]

Oh, sounds similar to the 2019 "outbreak!" of the black lung caused my black market vaping.

Reminds me a bit of everyone losing their damn minds after 9/11 due to anthrax/white powder scare. There was a run gas masks...

 

[Bambi]

Happened 30 minutes ago, I work on a farm with my dad for now, around 4 people work here including the bossman (when the mexicanos are back in Mexico)
Boss: I may not hire as many Mexicans as last year
Me: Why?? We were hurting last year!
Boss: With this Coronavirus going around, I can’t risk it.
Everybody else: *collective sigh*

 

[Kaldak]

NY mobilized the NG for a suburb of NYC to "scrub surfaces and deliver food".

Headline sounds worse.

National Guard is sent into New York suburb to control virus

Is it just me or does this action and NC State of Emergency seem more politically motivated than truly in the best interests?

 

[Blizzard]

Went into a meeting a little bit ago and went to shake hands...

Bus. Partner: "Sorry, I can't shake your hand....it's not the coronavirus, I ran out of toilet paper."

Me: Bwahahahahaha

 

[Blizzard]

I don't this for everyone but sharing this deal because I love y'all:

 

[Devildoc]

Boy, things are happening fast and furious. Our university has suspended classroom instruction until further notice, people who have gone away from spring break are told to not come back until further notice.

 

[Ooh-Rah]

 

[Brill]