bwhahahaa.... yes, a metric shitton of cross-service SOF are mocking/making fun of you sir, perhaps you should tighten up the shot group with the douche nozzle you embody.
LMAO, he is wearing his fucking spurs! He supposedly has all these bad ass awards and he chose to use spurs to impress these kids... I would be impressed if he could find a way to remove his hands from his pockets. There are no more tots in your pocket tubby!
Of course we get an email:
I am writing to request the forum at the below link be removed. My likeness has been published without permission and violates almost everything outlined in section 10 of the terms and rules.
Sorry hero, but you aren't a member, so it doesn't apply. Furthermore, your "likeness" is hosted on youtube. Good luck getting them to take it down.
If some evidence were to come to light that proves everything said in the video is true, then that warrants a re-think, or if a public apology were to be made, same thing.
You need to post the email with email address included.Of course we get an email:
Sorry hero, but you aren't a member, so it doesn't apply. Furthermore, your "likeness" is hosted on youtube. Good luck getting them to take it down.
Airborne and Air Assault soldiers get PCS’ed like everyone else. I have met more than a few HSLD soldiers who ended up in Mech & Stryker units. That said, it sounds like this dude is talking out of his ass to impress a few DEP’ers and that is retarded. More than a few retards that try to sound cool like this, I have never paid them much attention and I doubt anyone else really does. It’s just a bunch of lip service to tell a bunch of kid’s thanks for choosing to serve your country.
That said, I don’t see a need to question his “legitimacy” as we all know it’s a bunch of crap. I doubt some HSLD officer is going to be tasked with the duties of swearing in new recruits, nor do I think that officer would be saying all of that crap, while standing with his hands in his pockets, if he was aware he was being videotaped. I am sure whoever his CO is, once the video was seen, this dumbshit got a good talkin too.
Lesson to be learned here, don’t try to act cool by talking out of your ass and standing with your hands in your pockets, because someone will have a cell phone or camcorder out. You will never go wrong with following the regulations and telling the truth. If you are going to be a dumbass, make sure you are not being video'ed.....as a bunch of young Soldiers and Marines are finding out now.
Maybe the shirt is two woobies sown together.
I have eaten twinkies, oh so many twinkies, thousands of twinkies all in the exact same mouth,
CPT Jeremy Gumeringer. Stationed at Ft. Lewis deployed with 8-1 CAV out of 5/2 SBCT to Spin Boldak southern Afghanistan (Kandahar Provence) as a Troop XO. TRP CDR was Rick Montcolm and SCO was William Clark (currently post commander at Fort Riley, Ks.)No Airborne wings, no Air Assault, not shot, got blown up in a Stryker shortly before re-deployment (Was out on patrol because he hadnt been outside the wire much through the deployment lounging on the floor of the Stryker)but walked away with a knee injury. Nowhere near Torra Bora. Volunteered for duty at MEPS in AZ to be closer to family. No Soldiers from 8-1 got killed. This is sad that this guy had to lie about what he had done to try to get the respect (or “motivate”) these new recruits.
I am a decorated war hero. I have eaten ice cream on the boardwalk in Kandahar and heard the IDF Alarm and ran to a bunker. I have narrowly escaped death as a vehicle travelling upwards of 10 kph almost took me out because they could not see my reflective belt during the hours of darkness. I have spent countless hours on youtube in formerly enemy held territoy. I have dropped live ordinance... I have flown over the mountains of Tora Bora. I have confronted combat weary troops in Manis that forgot to shave because they just came off the battlefield. And lastly, gentlemen, I have tasted the agony of a failed PT test many times, I have held my "cramping" leg as I cried and I have seen others like me tout undeserved stories of glory and perserverance. Gentlemen, you're entering the military during a time of war, and for that, I respect me, you should respect me, and everyone else should respect me because am the equivilant of a general manager and I drive a Dodge Stratus.
Yep...