Over the course of my life I've had five Jeeps, including an uninterrupted string of various models from 2009 or so until now. But this past Veterans Day, I traded my Rubicon in and joined the Taco Gang.
My family names our vehicles, often after their color. For example, we had Gandalf the Grey (gray) Dodge Ram pickup. We had Silvia, the appropriately-named silver Jeep LJ. And we also had Redia, the (rather-uninspired) name of our red Jeep JKU. In fact I pre-emptively named our last Jeep "Bama" so my kids didn't name her "Burgundia" or "Maroona" or something.
Given that tradition, and since my only experience driving Toyota pickups was in Afghanistan (I had a pretty cool Land Rover in Iraq), I named our Tacoma "Tori." Tor is the Pashtun word for "black," and was sometimes used as a nom de guerre by fighters in the Taliban or HWN or other assorted baddies.
When I explained the name, my wife happily pronounced this vehicle as "Tori, the Taliban Tacoma." Despite my protestations that the signature vehicle of the Taliban was the HiLux, not the Tacoma, I think the moniker is going to stick.
So here's Tori, everyone.
My oldest is coming home next week for Thanksgiving so she's going to be out in the New York winter weather helping me mod it out. I'm sure that's exactly what she wanted to do during her break from military college :)