Starliner Crew Watch

[Blizzard]

We had a few posts on the topic of Boeing's Starliner in another thread but thought it was time to start it's own now (maybe @Ooh-Rah could pull some of those posts into this thread?)

Anyway, here's the latest:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1830262176369484135

Going back to Apollo 10, there's been various reports of strange sounds in space with no real explanation. But we all know what it could be, right?

 

[SgtUSMC8541]

I'm not saying its aliens, but.... its aliens.

 

[Gunz]

Like sonar, huh?

it's either the main landing gear shelf bracket bushings, the brake system accumulators, the ball joints.....

...or aliens.

Either way, it's going to cost you a lot.

And $100 bucks just to look under the hood.

 

[Kraut783]

 

[amlove21]

Is this like the imploding sub but in space or nah?

 

[SpongeBob*24]

Anyone hear this and think of Spaceballs?

 

[AWP]

There isn't enough money on earth to put me in that spacecraft.

 

[Gunz]

...And if you bitch about it, you get iced by Boeing hitmen.

'I'm scared', says Boeing whistleblower, after two others suffer mysterious deaths - The Loadstar

 

[Box]

"Almost like a sonar ping"

How about, "It almost sounds like someone is beating on something with a hammer"

 

[AWP]

...And if you bitch about it, you get iced by Boeing hitmen.

'I'm scared', says Boeing whistleblower, after two others suffer mysterious deaths - The Loadstar

Boeing has dropped enough bodies to earn Hillary Clinton's respect.

 

[AWP]

The capsule returned safely to earth and Boeing reps did not attend NASA's press conference.

https://www.cnn.com/science/live-news/nasa-boeing-starliner-capsule-09-06-24/index.html

I thought this was an interesting comment. Your modeling capabilities weren't robust enough? How do you make that error?

Stich also acknowledged that if on-the-ground modeling were perfect, perhaps NASA would have trusted Starliner to bring Butch Wilmore and Suni Williams home on Starliner’s return flight.

“If we’d had a model that would have predicted what we saw tonight perfectly, yeah, it looks like an easy decision to go say we could have had a crewed flight — but we didn’t have that,” he said.

 

[Gunz]

 

[Gunz]

 

[R.Caerbannog]

Really hoping the Boeing military contractor side isn't this incompetent. Lee Ho Fuck

 

[DA SWO]

Really hoping the Boeing military contractor side isn't this incompetent. Lee Ho Fuck

It is.

 

[R.Caerbannog]

It is.

Well, guess we're fucked. I really hope we're planning around their tech being garbage.

 

[AWP]

Really hoping the Boeing military contractor side isn't this incompetent. Lee Ho Fuck

My sweet summer child...

 

[Totentanz]

Really hoping the Boeing military contractor side isn't this incompetent. Lee Ho Fuck

 

[R.Caerbannog]

I literally expected more from American engineering. Has Boeing always been garbage or did this happen when the DEI retards took over? Cause I've been taught that Boeing was an engineering powerhouse.

 

[DA SWO]

I literally expected more from American engineering. Has Boeing always been garbage or did this happen when the DEI retards took over? Cause I've been taught that Boeing was an engineering powerhouse.

This happened when McDonald Douglas bought Boeing, adopted the Boeing name, fired Boeing managers.