The combat stache...... don't hate
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Kiva19
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ACTUALLY...they're my enemy's pubes. It's my form of trophy collecting.
As far as looking like a deranged and confused terrorist: Aren't you supposed to know your enemy? What terrorist ISN'T deranged and confused?
Don't hate on the beard! Jealousy isn't good for ya.
As far as looking like a deranged and confused terrorist: Aren't you supposed to know your enemy? What terrorist ISN'T deranged and confused?
Don't hate on the beard! Jealousy isn't good for ya.
So you kill guys by biting their cocks off, glad DADT is over.
Kiva19
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Oh me too, hunny bunz!
I'm sorry my curly beard is too "ethnic" for you all...you racists!
I didn't know ghey was an ethnicity.Oh me too, hunny bunz!
I'm sorry my curly beard is too "ethnic" for you all...you racists!
Kiva19
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No I was referring to me "looking like a terrorist".
I always say I'm 1/4 cherokee (true) but my beard is 100% apache. My buddies back home in Ft Worth dont have that problem though. Hell my buddy Joe had the full on waxed mustache before the rebirth of the new trend going on these days. He even wrote a song about it. The rest of their stuff is great to IMO. www.holymolytexas.com
That dudes beard is epic. If only I had the patience and heat tolerance to grow it out like that. Your buddy looks a bit like Robert Downey Jr.
Dude, is that the outside stage at the White Elephant? I will plead the 5th about knowing anything about what goes on at the WE... but I will say I have downed more than a 5th there on occasion... and the outside stage they set up at the Flying Saucer is pretty good too. I miss the old Caravan though... and the HOP...
of course it could be one of the Mudfest, err Mayfest stages too...
GO FROGS!!!
TCU grad... and lived in FWTX a long time... got to watch Alliance go in... and the Speedway... was there for the F5 too...
This is outrageous!
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Soldier Kicked Out Of Special Forces Because He Can’t Grow A Beard
FORT CAMPBELL, KY – A former member of the U.S. Army’s elite 5th Special Forces Group is not a happy soldier these days. Army Staff Sergeant Mark Diggs is still coming to grips with the fact that his childhood dream of being a Green Beret has been cut short due to an unofficial technicality in the esteemed group’s operating procedures.
“It’s really embarrassing,” said the twenty-eight year old from Spicer, MN. “I keep trying to tell myself that I’m just highly evolved, but it still doesn’t make up for the fact I have a testosterone level of an eleven year-old French boy.”
Diggs is referring to his recent ejection from the legendary unit based on his inability to grow a suitable combat beard.
“My instructors warned me during Robin Sage that I was walking a thin line when they discovered that my hair wasn’t filling out,” he added. “I kept telling them, ‘Patience, patience, it’ll happen. I’m one-sixteenth Cherokee … these things take a while.’ But in my heart I knew I was only delaying the inevitable.”
His former comrades admit Diggs, who is currently serving as a supply specialist, was a decent soldier. Yet they maintain that rules are rules.
“Look, we have a reputation to uphold,” his ex-team leader, Master Sergeant Kirk Carmona, told The Duffel Blog. “And for that matter, our beards aren’t just for looking radical, either. Studies have shown that our whiskers have a Samson-like correlation with our effectiveness in combat… plus it helps me fuck my super model wife better. How can I trust a beardless soldier to watch my six?”
The unofficial tradition of SF facial hair dates back to the group’s inception in 1952 when the newly formed group tried to break away from the clean-cut image of their OSS predecessors.
“General MacArthur was a classic by-the-book douchebag,” says Maury Tracewski, a Green Beret historian. “We were having a hard time retaining a lot of our best soldiers because of his strict grooming policies. The unit was essentially created to give our smartest, fittest, and hairiest warriors a safe-haven from the mainstream Army and all the cock-wads in charge. And our hands-in-pockets waiver was pretty appealing, too.”
Read the rest here...
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Soldier Kicked Out Of Special Forces Because He Can’t Grow A Beard
FORT CAMPBELL, KY – A former member of the U.S. Army’s elite 5th Special Forces Group is not a happy soldier these days. Army Staff Sergeant Mark Diggs is still coming to grips with the fact that his childhood dream of being a Green Beret has been cut short due to an unofficial technicality in the esteemed group’s operating procedures.
“It’s really embarrassing,” said the twenty-eight year old from Spicer, MN. “I keep trying to tell myself that I’m just highly evolved, but it still doesn’t make up for the fact I have a testosterone level of an eleven year-old French boy.”
Diggs is referring to his recent ejection from the legendary unit based on his inability to grow a suitable combat beard.
“My instructors warned me during Robin Sage that I was walking a thin line when they discovered that my hair wasn’t filling out,” he added. “I kept telling them, ‘Patience, patience, it’ll happen. I’m one-sixteenth Cherokee … these things take a while.’ But in my heart I knew I was only delaying the inevitable.”
His former comrades admit Diggs, who is currently serving as a supply specialist, was a decent soldier. Yet they maintain that rules are rules.
“Look, we have a reputation to uphold,” his ex-team leader, Master Sergeant Kirk Carmona, told The Duffel Blog. “And for that matter, our beards aren’t just for looking radical, either. Studies have shown that our whiskers have a Samson-like correlation with our effectiveness in combat… plus it helps me fuck my super model wife better. How can I trust a beardless soldier to watch my six?”
The unofficial tradition of SF facial hair dates back to the group’s inception in 1952 when the newly formed group tried to break away from the clean-cut image of their OSS predecessors.
“General MacArthur was a classic by-the-book douchebag,” says Maury Tracewski, a Green Beret historian. “We were having a hard time retaining a lot of our best soldiers because of his strict grooming policies. The unit was essentially created to give our smartest, fittest, and hairiest warriors a safe-haven from the mainstream Army and all the cock-wads in charge. And our hands-in-pockets waiver was pretty appealing, too.”
Read the rest here...
You know that is a Duffel blog article, right?
Look at some of the other article titles. "Pentagon Study Confirms: Napalm Does Stick To Kids." C'mon, really?
Look at some of the other article titles. "Pentagon Study Confirms: Napalm Does Stick To Kids." C'mon, really?
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Foret about the mustache look at that hair!
That's completely legit. Are you just a beardless hater? :-"
Only way I could grow a beard is to glue the stuff that falls off my scalp.
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What are you talking about? It's as legit as "Koalafying"! LOL!
We made our students do that all the time. That is a very effective re-training tool.
Yeah, I had to do that once or twice in basic. Hell, Joe was doing it in the field @ Bragg for fun.
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