If Dershowitz was a "Bro-Vet" EweToober.........
Cuomo: Is the government hiding anything that the Trump administration could release tonight?
Dershowitz: Of course they are hiding something. Our covert ops are darker than the inside of a supermassive black hole. But if its a list you're looking for, there is no list - there's never been a list
...lists are for fucking rookies.
...lists get compromised
...only little bitches that have never seen the amount of combat I've seen would even think of using a list.
...and let me just say this, if there was a list, I would have just launched one of our "above top secret" level black ops, breached the fucking prison wall, put a choke hold on that fuck and Arkancided that sleazy mother fuc.........
Cuomo: Wait!!! So, are you suggesting that "if" a list had existed, it could have been the spark that caused Mr Epstein to commit suicide while alone in his cell surrounded by cameras that didn't work but actually worked the entire time and recorded hours of raw unedited video except for the parts that were edited or missing?
Dershowitz: What ?
Cuomo: What?
Dershowitz: A list is a number of connected items or names written or printed consecutively; typically one below the other. It could be a laundry list, a grocery list, a list of ingredients, or even an awesome list of the great Tacti-Cool Product line offered by our sponsors...
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Cuomo: What in the actual fuck are you talking about?
Dershowitz: Lists. I'm talking about lists. When you do ops that are as black as the black ops I've been involved in, you can't afford to keep lists. Lists can compromise the 'Op - lists can prove that you where only issued 47 hand grenades instead of 50.
There's no list, Chris. I know because I've seen the list of all the different list that the government has built during the investigation.
Cuomo: But you just said there was a list of all the..........
Dershowitz: There's no list Chris. What DOES exist is a a number of connected items or names written or printed consecutively - in this case, that number of connected items or names is made up of redacted FBI affidavits from numerous accusers. The vast majority of people who are in the files—and I know them all, I've seen all the names—the vast, vast majority of them have already been disclosed.
Cuomo: so..... there IS a list
Dershowitz: I said files - not lists.
Cuomo: So files, and a random number of connected items or names is made up of redacted FBI affidavits from numerous accusers.
Dershowitz: Correct. In fact, there are several of them but they've been redacted. The rest were in the back of a Cyber Truck but they've gone missing. There were a few stuffed into the glove box of a 1967 Corvette, but we forgot where we put the keys. So, now everything is just- redacted.
Cuomo: Why would they need to be redacted if there are no lists?
Dershowitz: Sex Chris. Lots and lots
...and lots
...and lots
...and lots of sex Chris. They're in articles all over the world. They're in books that have been written. So much sex.
...but no client list. No there was never a client list.
Cuomo: How can there NOT be some kind of list when there are so many random numbers of connected items and names.
Dershowitz: Because a client list suggests that Jeffrey Epstein made a list of people to whom he trafficked women. It's tied to the Israelis and our proxy war with Iran. I know, I've been on the Ops.
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Cuomo: So who did he traffic them to? Was it Messner, Ortega, Coletta, Jorgensen, Danforth, Berry, or even Krakauer? Why is everything redacted? Where are all of these people from the random redacted numbers of connected items and names?
Dershowitz: They're all dead, sir.
Cuomo: Not Delmar Berry, he made it.
Dershowitz: Berry's gone too, Chris. Arkancide. Shot himself in the back of the head...
...twice
...then he hung himself in an abandoned tool shed after he ditched the gun.
We aren't sure exactly how he pulled it off, but that damn Delmar was always able to make shit happen that looked impossible to the rest of us.
Cuomo: Allan, are you mocking be by quoting old movie lines?
Dershowitz: THERE'S NO LIST !!!
Cuomo: OK! Ok already, I believe you.
Dershowitz: I know who all these people are. I could figure out based on everything that I saw who Mr. X is, Mr. Y is, and Mr. Z. I even knew Mr. Orange was the mole - from the minute he ratted out Mr. Pink for not tipping.
Cuomo: I'm not following...
Mr. X
Mr. Y
Mr. Z.
Mr. Orange
Mr. Pink
...who are these people and why the cryptic names?
Dershowitz: It doesn't matter now, Chris. None of them are public figures who are currently in office. Some of them were previously current figures that were in office but not anymore. Besides, some of them are dead now.
Cuomo: Not Delmar Berry, he made it.
Dershowitz: Moving on.
Cuomo: Are you suggesting that someone is suppressing evidence?
Dershowitz: So many of the things that are being suppressed, are being suppressed by two judges in Manhattan because of OPSEC. We can't just be releasing every little detail from every single black op we go out on. The judges issue orders, which is why I can't disclose things I'd love to disclose, saying that you can't disclose this information.
Cuomo: Redactions could be undone if you go to court. Can you offer any comments on that?
Dershowitz: I can't comment on how many we may or may not have actually killed during our black ops because its still classified.
I just can't talk about it.
I just know that the Justice Department and Pam Bondi and Kash Patel and Dan Bongino and Donald Trump are not responsible - its those two judges I told you about. They are the ones keeping the list from being released.
Cuomo: WHAT.LIST?!?!
Dershowitz: There is no list.
Besides, if there was a list, there isn't any information on it that they could disclose, that they haven't already disclosed. Now maybe there is some, but I'm simply not aware of it.
Cuomo: Any closing comments?
Dershowitz: The media hasn't done a good enough job in finding the people who have been disclosed in the public record. So, if we got everything, everything, you would be shocked how few names are there that haven't already been disclosed. So that's that list."
Cuomo: What list?
Dershowitz: There's no list, Chris.
