The Moderator Election and "Safe Space" Smacktalking and Smear Campaign Thread

[Red Flag 1]

Yeah so now that the undercard matches are over with, it's time for the main event: Mara vs. @Red Flag 1

Round One, Fight!



^that's right, I just went all biblical on that ass. 1 Samuel, bitches. What now?

And here I thought no one liked me at all; about time, Ivy League man.

You know when you have a really old, senile grandparent that's just not with it and you have to speak at a yell and slower?

What's the internet equivalent so @Red Flag 1 can keep up? I would also like to promote a 0700-16oo time for debate because of sundowning.

Can't ya jist feel all the love??

I appreciate the business day change to make it easier on sundowners. Two things: 1.)The Anesthesia guys who work all day, all night and all the next day, are immune to the dreaded Sundown event. 2.) To quell the minds of the unknowing, I have begun construction of a "ShadowSpear " all weather living module, North of 60 degrees N, and a second "ShadowSpear" module South of 60 degrees South. Since their summers see hardly any sunsets. Should my Anesthesia derived Immunity to Sundowning fail, or If you would just like me to Moderate from either Module, I'll me happy to do so.

Since you brought up the Sundowner concern, you obviously know I've got a few years under my belt. With that all in mind, let us turn now, to the passages about David, Goliath, and the Philistines. Who the hell do you think advised David, and showed them how to do a good Circumcision? They were using spear heads, dull flint, and really crude pinking shears until I showed them the the right way.

Thanks for thinking of me.

 

[The Hate Ape]

The troll just remembered today that he doesn't actually have Alzheimer's.

Reading the back-and-forth around here has me almost as sad & disappointed as Mara when he wakes up as boy every morning.

 

[AWP]

Page 9 and the talent's dried up. Locking this thread would be a mercy killing.

 

[Diamondback 2/2]

Hard to get @Freefalling excited about anything these days, especially with his boredom of anything except boy on boy snuff films.

VOTE HOOKERS & BLOW!

 

[Red Flag 1]

Hard to get @Freefalling excited about anything these days, especially with his boredom of anything except boy on boy snuff films.

VOTE HOOKERS & BLOW!

How about we toss a few animals in with the boys? He's got to like that:-"

 

[The Hate Ape]

He'll try anything as long as you increase his like / agree total

 

[Diamondback 2/2]

How about we toss a few animals in with the boys? He's got to like that:-"

Being that he was probably higher than giraffe pussy when he was watching little Johnny bash Tommy's naked as a jaybird body to death with a baseball bat. It wouldn't be far fetched that he was seeing some pink flying elephants and a bugged out eyed monkey or two.

You need help @Freefalling, you ain't right...

 

[AWP]

Being that he was probably higher than giraffe pussy when he was watching little Johnny bash Tommy's naked as a jaybird body to death with a baseball bat. It wouldn't be far fetched that he was seeing some pink flying elephants and a bugged out eyed monkey or two.

You need help @Freefalling, you ain't right...

Mom said she destroyed the only copy of my 12th birthday party.

 

[Diamondback 2/2]

Mom said she destroyed the only copy of my 12th birthday party.

Or did she?

Your mom and Mara got to have something to watch as they play out their gender reversal induced orgy.

 

[AWP]

Or did she?

Your mom and Mara got to have something to watch as they play out their gender reversal induced orgy.

Clearly the bitch lied so anything could happen I guess.

And don't mock her use of a strap on. She's better at it than you think.

 

[Diamondback 2/2]

Yep, I think we just got page 9 on track. Proceed candidates, I shall return this evening in judgment and a generalized attitude of disgust and contempt.

 

[The Hate Ape]

It's only gay if you push back...

 

[Totentanz]

Right... because I'm not CA.

Is that the best you can do? I even go as far as to dust off the tee for you, set the ball on it, hand you the bat... and you hit a slow grounder to first. Well, the important thing is... you tried, champ.

 

[Gunz]

You're all a bunch of corrupt evil bastards, and that's what I like about you. Or hate. Same thing, really. BTW, where's @pardus ? I voted for him. The least he could do is show up for the fucking election.:-"

 

[Totentanz]

generalized attitude of disgust and self-contempt.

That's your usually demeanor after watching your goat-on-midget porn...

 

[Gunz]

I voted for@Totentanz too because his avatar has remained the same for the last 10 years. That, my friends, is stability. And the kind of uninspired mediocrity we expect from our fearless leaders.

 

[Diamondback 2/2]

That's your usually demeanor after watching your goat-on-midget porn...

Miniature horses, no goat's, we barbecue goats in the ground down here. Not for sexual amusement.

 

[Totentanz]

Miniature horses

So "Pony" has a special meaning in your household...

 

[The Hate Ape]

That's your usually demeanor after watching your goat-on-midget porn...

Oh man, I love midgets almost as much as you love individual chair-legs...

 

[RackMaster]

You're all a bunch of corrupt evil bastards, and that's what I like about you. Or hate. Same thing, really. BTW, where's @pardus ? I voted for him. The least he could do is show up for the fucking election.:-"

I think he went to Lithuania for the weekend to judge a beauty pageant.

Meet Demyte, Winner Of Lithuania's Goat Beauty Pageant