The Trump Presidency 2.0

[BloodStripe]

1. I went to work and didn’t require any ketamine.
2. Asked my coworkers if they take ketamine.
3. Drove around base looking for anyone high on ketamine.
4. Issued an RFI looking for ketamine sources.
5. Wrote a purchase order for ketamine to be delivered to 1 Rocket Road, Hawthrone, CA.

 

[compforce]

Just cause it’s Musk I’d reply back in BASIC - Maybe score a few Musk-Points with some witty weekend comments too!

10 PRINT "Went to work on Monday"
20 GOSUB 100
30 PRINT "Went to work on Tuesday"
40 GOSUB 100
50 PRINT "Went to work on Wednesday"
60 GOSUB 100
70 PRINT "Went to work on Thursday"
80 GOSUB 100
90 PRINT "Went to work on Friday"
100 GOSUB 100
110 PRINT "It's Saturday — the government is hard at work doing nothing!"
120 PRINT "It's Sunday — the government is still resting from doing nothing!"
130 END

100 PRINT "Did everything my boss told me to do."
110 RETURN

To add, I haven’t thought about that shit since high school so probably wrote it wrong!

You did...

 

[Kraut783]

Makes sense actually....

On Friday, the U.S. Army announced the consolidation of U.S. Army Europe and U.S. Army Africa into a new command, U.S. Army Europe and Africa (USAREURAF). This new command will be the Army service component command for both U.S. Africa Command and U.S. European Command.

U.S. Army Europe and Africa Commands consolidate.

 

[Cookie_]

Makes sense actually....

On Friday, the U.S. Army announced the consolidation of U.S. Army Europe and U.S. Army Africa into a new command, U.S. Army Europe and Africa (USAREURAF). This new command will be the Army service component command for both U.S. Africa Command and U.S. European Command.

U.S. Army Europe and Africa Commands consolidate.

I honestly thought this had already occurred because I was so used to hearing USAREUR-AF while I was there. Guess that was just the ASCC and not the Combatant Command.

Good move overall.

 

[Salt USMC]

Cue the breathless outrage over Dan Bongino in at FBI in 3, 2, 1…

Trump announces commentator Dan Bongino as FBI deputy director: ‘Congratulations!’

Where is Joy Reid when we need her?! (She’s talking to no one on whatever platform that’ll take her)

L, and I cannot state this strongly enough, MAO

Glad to see this new addition to the podcast cabinet

 

[Kraut783]

L, and I cannot state this strongly enough, MAO

Glad to see this new addition to the podcast cabinet

It was odd....Deputy Directors and below have always been agents....odd for a civilian appointee in that position.

 

[Cookie_]

L, and I cannot state this strongly enough, MAO

Glad to see this new addition to the podcast cabinet

My dumb ass sat here for 2 minutes trying to figure out what MAO stood for because I thought the L was an I.

Perhaps I am slightly dyslexic.

 

[DA SWO]

Makes sense actually....

On Friday, the U.S. Army announced the consolidation of U.S. Army Europe and U.S. Army Africa into a new command, U.S. Army Europe and Africa (USAREURAF). This new command will be the Army service component command for both U.S. Africa Command and U.S. European Command.

U.S. Army Europe and Africa Commands consolidate.

AF needs to do the same thing.
Go down to 4 theater commands;
Northcom (US/Can/Mex/Carrib)
SouthCom (South of Mexico)
EastCom (Europe/Africa)
WestCom (Pacific and Mid-East)

That leaves? SOCom/TransCom/StratCom/SpaceCom?
Maybe consolidate Strat/Space Commands

 

[amlove21]

L, and I cannot state this strongly enough, MAO

Glad to see this new addition to the podcast cabinet

Wow, put some respect on the dudes name at least- he's THE number 1 news show in America daily, and it's not even close.

I hope he gets an actual #BonginoArmy and assaults the Pod Save America twinks in the Battle of Los Angeles.

I love this timeline!

 

[Salt USMC]

I hope he gets an actual #BonginoArmy and assaults the Pod Save America twinks in the Battle of Los Angeles.

I unironically hope this happens

Also, is he actually the #1 news show? Didn’t know that. Good for him!

 

[AWP]

I know this guy. Car accident, broken back, wheelchair, tragic stuff.

One day he’s listening to Pod Save America, gets up out of his wheelchair and WALKS over to the computer to turn that shit off. Big smile on his face and then dies right then and fucking there. Happy as a pig in shit that he would never listen to that crap again.

 

[ThunderHorse]

Makes sense actually....

On Friday, the U.S. Army announced the consolidation of U.S. Army Europe and U.S. Army Africa into a new command, U.S. Army Europe and Africa (USAREURAF). This new command will be the Army service component command for both U.S. Africa Command and U.S. European Command.

U.S. Army Europe and Africa Commands consolidate.

USAREUR used to own the Africa battlespace...and AFRICOM isn't even based in Africa. Africa forward is in Djibouti...but in reality it's just another European vacation for a 4 star HQ.

AFRICOM and EUCOM sit literally less than 8Ks as the crow flies from each other. the USAREUR-AF is over in Wiesbaden.

 

[GOTWA]

It was odd....Deputy Directors and below have always been agents....odd for a civilian appointee in that position.

I did read he did some time as a Secret Service dude at least.

That leaves? SOCom/TransCom/StratCom/SpaceCom?
Maybe consolidate Strat/Space Commands

Well, we banned everything trans, so that should go with it. Unless the Navy wants it...

 

[ThunderHorse]

L, and I cannot state this strongly enough, MAO

Glad to see this new addition to the podcast cabinet

I'm just so confused with this as well. But he's conservative and has been a LEO at PD and USSS level...but anyone know what his career was like there?

 

[RackMaster]

I'm just so confused with this as well. But he's conservative and has been a LEO at PD and USSS level...but anyone know what his career was like there?

He ended on Bush Jr and Obama's detail.

 

[amlove21]

Guys, are we still playing this game? Can we get to the end? I don’t wanna see any folks simping for a hire from the ironclad ranks of the FBI, the most virtuous, most pristine, best run federal law enforcement agency we have. There’s no point talking about Bongino in any calm or rational sense. Just call him a dumb podcaster that got the job because of his personal relationship and move on, after agreeing that Trump is the harbinger of doom for the nation and he’s destroying democracy.

I’m sure the admin didn’t vet him as good as the internet will, I’m sure that it won’t be politically motivated, and everyone is dumb but me cause I have a phone, and he’s gonna fail, and he’s not qualified and ‘what about muh norms’ and all the rest.

Didn’t we do this with Hegseth already? Literally the exact same thing? Just move on to the next thing. It’s cleaner.

Bongino is in. Cry, cope, seethe, find next issue.

 

[RackMaster]

 

[Kraut783]

I did read he did some time as a Secret Service dude at least.



Well, we banned everything trans, so that should go with it. Unless the Navy wants it...

True....but not a current 1811, and not a FBI agent.

Granted, there is nothing that says the Exec management has to be agents.....but in my world, we don't hire Chiefs of Police or Asst Chiefs who aren't cops....

Just an odd precedent to set.

 

[ThunderHorse]

Guys, are we still playing this game? Can we get to the end? I don’t wanna see any folks simping for a hire from the ironclad ranks of the FBI, the most virtuous, most pristine, best run federal law enforcement agency we have. There’s no point talking about Bongino in any calm or rational sense. Just call him a dumb podcaster that got the job because of his personal relationship and move on, after agreeing that Trump is the harbinger of doom for the nation and he’s destroying democracy.

I’m sure the admin didn’t vet him as good as the internet will, I’m sure that it won’t be politically motivated, and everyone is dumb but me cause I have a phone, and he’s gonna fail, and he’s not qualified and ‘what about muh norms’ and all the rest.

Didn’t we do this with Hegseth already? Literally the exact same thing? Just move on to the next thing. It’s cleaner.

Bongino is in. Cry, cope, seethe, find next issue.

Until Comey, Page, McCabe, and Strzok are in chains we're kinda fucked tbh.

True....but not a current 1811, and not a FBI agent.

Granted, there is nothing that says the Exec management has to be agents.....but in my world, we don't hire Chiefs of Police or Asst Chiefs who aren't cops....

Just an odd precedent to set.

But in some cases they do appoint judges who don't even have a law degree.

 

[amlove21]

Hahaha oh my god that’s so disturbing. +1 to you.