The Trump Presidency 2.0

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^Earlier this week media reported the desk was removed after one of Elon's 13 kids wiped snot on it. No lie.

I figured the office is given a check for things like this pretty often, so figured it had to have been recently planted. Would make sense if it got tagged while being swapped, but you'd think they would check the new one before bringing it in.

Desk swapped for refurbishment because of boogers.

 

[amlove21]

I can’t verify the story and the only ones posting it aren’t super big or reliable, I’ll go ahead and apply the ole 72 hour rule.

 

[compforce]

^Earlier this week media reported the desk was removed after one of Elon's 13 kids wiped snot on it. No lie.

Actually I laughed when I saw it happen in the live broadcast. It was when Elon had his young son in the office with him. The following video will take you straight to the event.

I don't know if that was the actual reason it was removed, but it was definitely a booger disposal desk.

 

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https://twitter.com/x/status/1893818500273017148

I guess the DOD has a "anti-fake news" Twitter account now, tweeting like its Benny Johnson/Matt Walsh. Seems it got a conservative newsite to completely take down a story because they didn't like the headline.

No way will this ever backfire or be used in a negative way in the future.

 

[amlove21]

Cue the breathless outrage over Dan Bongino in at FBI in 3, 2, 1…

Trump announces commentator Dan Bongino as FBI deputy director: ‘Congratulations!’

Where is Joy Reid when we need her?! (She’s talking to no one on whatever platform that’ll take her)

 

[Kraut783]

This is interesting, there has never been a non-agent deputy director before….

Probably a bad way to go….

 

[BloodStripe]

Not mine but I’ve stolen it.



I’m all for making cuts to the budget and unfortunately all the hard choices that need to be had to reduce the deficit. But ol Elon and his AI is not the solution. Why not just ask supervisors who they want to fire. I have a few names that aren’t even American so Trumps America First policy should fully support my choices.

 

[BloodStripe]

I just got a message telling me to ignore the OPM email that I never received. So, no problem!

I no longer check my email on the weekends or after hours. We never left the office here but I lost my situational telework which in a foreign country had its advantages. So why work for free anymore?

 

[AWP]

Looks like some idiots replied to the 5 Bullets email with classified information.

Leadership was told to plan for a 50% RIF instead of 5-8%.

 

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Looks like some idiots replied to the 5 Bullets email with classified information.

Leadership was told to plan for a 50% RIF instead of 5-8%.

Classified info was sent out?

RIF 50% which will lead to increased workloads without increased pay which will lead to people getting burnt out and leaving the DOD for greener pastures. Good plan.

 

[amlove21]

While everyone is focused on the FBI/DOJ release of the Epstein list/Diddy lists, I have some very real expectations for Kash and Danny B at the FBI. In order of my personal preference:

1. Release ALL information on the assassination attempts of then-candidate Donald Trump. Those events' rampant malfeasance and incompetence (and the resultant memory-holing) cannot be overstated. I want to know who aided and abetted both assassins, how they were funded, who they were talking to, and if the US GOV was aware or involved in any way- if the shooters were "on their radar", if they had reflections of events they did not follow up on, everything. If it was just incompetence, great. If it was something else, that's terrible for America but we need to have that conversation.
2. Re-open the J6 Pipe Bomber investigation (this is already rumored to be in motion). You're telling me the FBI found and disabled a pipe bomb outside of the DNC (Kamala's motorcade passed within 15 feet of the device), had the individual on hours of CCTV (and then published a video at a frame rate of 8FPS vs the source video of 30FPS, indicating the FBI *may have* altered the footage for whatever reason) and the investigation was ordered to close 2 weeks after it started and simply disappeared? Interesting question- the MSM talked for 4 years about the "worst insurrection and event since the Civil War, Pearl Harbor, and 9/11," and not *once* did they mention a coordinated IED attack on a presidential candidate? Kamala talked incessantly about January 6th her entire campaign and never once mentioned that her life was threatened. Make whatever conclusions or assumptions you'd like there.
3. Find, fix, and finish Antifa in America. Under the guise of the BLM "summer of love" riots, 25 Americans were killed, and America suffered more than $20B in damage. On May 29th, Antifa/BLM rioters firebombed St John's church, forced the sitting president into an emergency shelter, and injured more than 60 Secret Service/LEO folks in DC. Antifa took over American cities (Seattle, while I lived there, Portland) and burned government buildings to the ground.
4. To a lesser extent, I want answers on the NYD Tesla bombing in Vegas and the ISIS attack in New Orleans. These were domestic terrorism attacks. I don't want to talk about gravitic drives or aliens or Chinese drone swarms; 15 Americans died on Bourbon Street at the hands of a man who had an ISIS flag, and it was out of the news by the time the college football game was played a couple of days later.

The Epstein/Diddy lists may be mind-blowing to a small swath of the American public writ large, and I agree that they should be released immediately in full; the impacts on trust in our institutions from the above-mentioned cases are, in my opinion, far more prescient/important, even given the gravity of the Epstein scandal and it's second/third order effects.

 

[Box]

1) Went to work on Monday and did everything that my boss told me to do.
2) Went to work on Tuesday and did everything that my boss told me to do.
3) Went to work on Wednesday and did everything that my boss told me to do.
4) Went to work on Thursday and did everything that my boss told me to do.
5) Went to work on Friday and did everything that my boss told me to do.

 

[Ooh-Rah]

Looks like some idiots replied to the 5 Bullets email with classified information.

Leadership was told to plan for a 50% RIF instead of 5-8%.

The email literally said, “don’t send anything classified”

- fired for failure to follow simple instructions

 

[amlove21]

The email literally said, “don’t send anything classified”

- fired for failure to follow simple instructions

That's what we call "cause", I am relatively sure. lol. Some people's kids man!

 

[Ooh-Rah]

1) Went to work on Monday and did everything that my boss told me to do.
2) Went to work on Tuesday and did everything that my boss told me to do.
3) Went to work on Wednesday and did everything that my boss told me to do.
4) Went to work on Thursday and did everything that my boss told me to do.
5) Went to work on Friday and did everything that my boss told me to do.

Just cause it’s Musk I’d reply back in BASIC - Maybe score a few Musk-Points with some witty weekend comments too!

10 PRINT "Went to work on Monday"
20 GOSUB 100
30 PRINT "Went to work on Tuesday"
40 GOSUB 100
50 PRINT "Went to work on Wednesday"
60 GOSUB 100
70 PRINT "Went to work on Thursday"
80 GOSUB 100
90 PRINT "Went to work on Friday"
100 GOSUB 100
110 PRINT "It's Saturday — the government is hard at work doing nothing!"
120 PRINT "It's Sunday — the government is still resting from doing nothing!"
130 END

100 PRINT "Did everything my boss told me to do."
110 RETURN

To add, I haven’t thought about that shit since high school so probably wrote it wrong!

 

[GOTWA]

The email literally said, “don’t send anything classified”

- fired for failure to follow simple instructions

It should go without saying, but are you really surprised?

 

[BloodStripe]

1. I went to work and didn’t require any ketamine.
2. Asked my coworkers if they take ketamine.
3. Drove around base looking for anyone high on ketamine.
4. Issued an RFI looking for ketamine sources.
5. Wrote a purchase order for ketamine to be delivered to 1 Rocket Road, Hawthrone, CA.

 

[compforce]

Just cause it’s Musk I’d reply back in BASIC - Maybe score a few Musk-Points with some witty weekend comments too!

10 PRINT "Went to work on Monday"
20 GOSUB 100
30 PRINT "Went to work on Tuesday"
40 GOSUB 100
50 PRINT "Went to work on Wednesday"
60 GOSUB 100
70 PRINT "Went to work on Thursday"
80 GOSUB 100
90 PRINT "Went to work on Friday"
100 GOSUB 100
110 PRINT "It's Saturday — the government is hard at work doing nothing!"
120 PRINT "It's Sunday — the government is still resting from doing nothing!"
130 END

100 PRINT "Did everything my boss told me to do."
110 RETURN

To add, I haven’t thought about that shit since high school so probably wrote it wrong!

You did...

 

[Kraut783]

Makes sense actually....

On Friday, the U.S. Army announced the consolidation of U.S. Army Europe and U.S. Army Africa into a new command, U.S. Army Europe and Africa (USAREURAF). This new command will be the Army service component command for both U.S. Africa Command and U.S. European Command.

U.S. Army Europe and Africa Commands consolidate.

 

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Makes sense actually....

On Friday, the U.S. Army announced the consolidation of U.S. Army Europe and U.S. Army Africa into a new command, U.S. Army Europe and Africa (USAREURAF). This new command will be the Army service component command for both U.S. Africa Command and U.S. European Command.

U.S. Army Europe and Africa Commands consolidate.

I honestly thought this had already occurred because I was so used to hearing USAREUR-AF while I was there. Guess that was just the ASCC and not the Combatant Command.

Good move overall.