The more I think about it - if there was a reason why Biden never played "The Epstein Card" on Trump - it would be because Joe Biden hasn't been able to wipe his own ass for years now.
Play a card?
Handlers: ok Joe, play the Epstein card - do it
Joe Biden: **slaps a Charizard on the table** BINGO !!
Handlers: damnit
Jill Biden: **smiling** you did so good Joe!
Handlers: the EPSTIEN card - play the Epstein card !!!
Joe Biden: **slowly spreads a random handful of Uno cards on the table** FULL HOUSE - I win again !!
Handlers: oh for fuck sake; why wont he just read the teleprompter ??
Jill Biden: **smiling** you're doing great Joe!
Hillary Clinton: Trump stole the 2016 election
ALSO Hillary Clinton: Trump should stop claiming the election was stolen - that could NEVER happen in America !!
Hillary Clinton AGAIN: Trump stole the 2016 election
Handlers: the EPSTIEN card - play the FUCKING Epstein card !!!
KJP: President Biden is sharp, he's focused, and he's on point.
The Entirety of the Mainstream Liberal Media: **in unison** President Biden is sharp, he's focused, and he's on point.
Joe Biden: **slowly reaches out to shake hands with an invisible person** I used to be a long-haul trucker
Handlers: PLAY THE FUCKING EPSTEIN CARD !!!
Joe Biden: "I never had an interest in being a mayor 'cause that's a real job. You have to produce. That's why I was able to be a senator for 36 years."
Now I'm not exactly sure WHAT cards we are really talking about playing - or who is holding these cards - or why we even think there are cards to be played...
...but I sure am glad that I am alive and existing on THIS timeline so I can watch this shit show go down in real time.
That is all.
You've hit peak Box and outdone yourself this time.