Not Work Safe Weird stuff on YouTube...

[Gunz]

That's right, this guy had it tattooed on his ass. Where's that comet?

Only twinkies and strippers get tattoos on their ass cheeks. What the fuck has happened to the Corps. We used to be about killing. We used to be feared by our enemies. Now the only thing our enemies fear is that Marines will infect them with gayness.

 

[Deleted member 11415]

This is a bear eating a moose during a wedding ceremony in nature.

Near the end, the wedding party is trying to decide whether to move the groom so they don't have to watch it

that's what you get when you get married in the wild.

 

[RackMaster]

That's pretty awesome!! Way better than my brother in law's, beach wedding. Right as the Minister asked for objections, the Fire/Rescue boat slowly rolled past. He should have taken the ride.

 

[AWP]

This is a bear eating a moose during a wedding ceremony in nature.

Near the end, the wedding party is trying to decide whether to move the groom so they don't have to watch it

that's what you get when you get married in the wild.

Idiot-assed white people who are all about nature being natural have a shit fit when nature is...natural. Here in Central FL we have a black bear problem in some neighborhoods. Of course, people have the ass about the bears, but then lament the loss of wetlands and woods. Um...how da fuq do you think your mcmansion 'hood came to be in the first place? "I can't believe there are alligators in this pond!" As opposed to the Target parking lot?

 

[Deleted member 11415]

Idiot-assed white people who are all about nature being natural have a shit fit when nature is...natural. Here in Central FL we have a black bear problem in some neighborhoods. Of course, people have the ass about the bears, but then lament the loss of wetlands and woods. Um...how da fuq do you think your mcmansion 'hood came to be in the first place? "I can't believe there are alligators in this pond!" As opposed to the Target parking lot?

In PA looks like Wally the Alligator graduated everyone to alligators in the bed and at a kitty splash pad.

Favorite comment from the onlookers of Breakfast with bear:

*Nervously* "Are we okay?" as another superstar offers ambient music to drown out Brown Bear's brekie. Good stuff.

 

[Deleted member 11415]

kitty splash pad.

*Kiddie / also, not good stuff. Very sarcastic. At least they didn't try to intervene. (damn my optimism- that's an absurd "at least").

 

[JedisonsDad]

What the heck am I watching?

 

[Muppet]

Um...

 

[Muppet]

Then, there's these pygmies...

 

[Ooh-Rah]

All I know…is that at about 20 seconds when he just relaxes and eats the punches, and THEN goes digging into his bag?

F that noise. Those other dudes f’ing with him get a fail in understanding their soon-to-be situation.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1570949556715794434

 

[Devildoc]

That was awful! Those overflowing trashcans probably haven't been emptied in a day or two.

Hatchet. Cool. Not the way I would have gone, but extra points for going Terminal List.

 

[AWP]

That’s a fully automatic assault hatchet in the wild. The BATFE will pay him a visit any day now.

 

[JedisonsDad]

The amount of people casually hanging out near a dude with a hatchet is astounding. Does no one remember Kai the kitchhiker?

 

[Muppet]

 

[Ooh-Rah]

Those are the types of people dingbats I hire for seasonal work every year. There is a reason they cannot keep a full time job.

 

[Muppet]

Fucking nut

 

[Muppet]

Fuck, I think I'm a facist..fascist...

And an insurrectionist/domestic terrorist.

 

[Jaknight]

I love this scene “just just trim it a little” lmao

 

[Muppet]

Since we are on verge of nuclear war, figured I'd watch this again. Lol. Link is good

 

[Muppet]

"Boil dis till da crab turn red". LOL